Here's a new one.

[Katman]

GOOGLE SECURITY DEPARTMENT
Belgrave House,
76 Buckingham Palace Road,
SW1W 9TQ,
London
United Kingdom


Winning No: GUK/877/798/2009
Ticket No: GUK/699/33/2009
Notification Date: 28/09/2009



GOOGLE ANNIVERSARY WINNING NOTIFICATION.


We wish to congratulate you once again on this note, for being part of our winners selected this year. This promotion was set-up to encourage the active use of the Google search engine and the Google ancillary services. Hence we do believe with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to this company. Google is now the world leading search engine worldwide, and in an effort to sure that it remains the most widely used search engine, an online e-mail balloting was carried out on the 28th of August 2009 without your knowledge, it was officially released today been the 28th of September 2009.We which to formally announced to you that your email address was attached to a lump sum of Ј450,000.{Four Hundred And Fifty Thousand GreatBritish Pounds Sterling's}.


We also wish to inform you that you have successfully passed the requirements, statutory obligations, verifications and our satisfactory report test conducted for all our online winners. A winning Cheque will be issued in your name by Google Promotion Award Team, and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent along side your winning Cheque.


These are your award details.
Security Code Number: GUK/4532345G.
Ticket No: GUK/699/33/2009
Winning Number: GUK/877/798/2009


Information's required from you are part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. To claim your won prize, please contact our Foreign Transfer Manager Sir.Williams Brain neatly filling the verification and fund release form below..


VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
(1) Your contact address.
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers.
(3) Your Nationality/Country.
(4) Your Full Name
(5) Sex.
(6) Occupation
(7) Age.
(8) Ever won an online lottery?



Mode of Prize Remittance.


Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque Name and other Winning Documents safely to you.



You are advised to contact your Foreign Transfer Manager Sir.Williams Brain with his private email details below to avoid unnecessary delay and complications:


************************************************** *********************
FOREIGN CLAIMS MANAGER
Sir.Williams Brain
GOOGLE SECURITY DEPARTMENT (UK).
E-mail: sirwilliamsbrain@hotmail.co.uk
************************************************** *********************


The Google Promotion Award Team has discovered a huge number of double claims due to winners informing close friends relatives and third parties about their winnings and also sharing their identification numbers. As a result of this, these friends try to claim the lottery on behalf of the real winners. The Google promotion award committee has reached a decision from the headquarters at the United Kingdom that any double claim discovered by the Lottery Board will result to the canceling of that particular winning number, making a loss for both the double claimer and the real winner, as it is taken that the real winner was the informer to the double claimer about the lottery. So you are hereby strongly advised once more to keep your winnings strictly confidential until you claim your prize.


Congratulations from the Staffs & Members of the Google interactive
Lottery Board Commission.


Yours Sincerely,
MRS.HARLERY SHELLA.
GOOGLE ZONAL COORDINATOR

[Katman]

Please, don't anyone use my winning ticket number.

I've been waiting for a stroke of luck like this all my life.

[R6_kid:Me]

hmmm... you won a Google lottery prize to encourage using their 'ancillary' services, and yet they are using a hotmail account. Something smells a bit fishy about that one

[Madness]

Completely off topice here (unusual for me, I know), but I thought this was funny.

[slofox]

I'm always amazed that such emails, originating in the UK, exhibit such dreadful English grammar...they must have terrible schools in the UK....

[ManDownUnder]

No mention of Nigeria - I reckon it's legit

[MisterD]

I'm always amazed that such emails, originating in the UK, exhibit such dreadful English grammar...they must have terrible schools in the UK....

Even I, as a product of aforsaid terrible schools, am amazed that anyone could attach the adjective "Great" to the pound sterling at the moment....