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    Most of the force went downwards

    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    "mother i cant eat another thing" "yes you can Ali you still have room for the detonator".
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    I wonder if he levitated as a result. The Jihad Jetpack

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Well it would, wouldn't it?
    was that a sly reference to the reputed enlargement of arabs' fundemental orifices [orifae??] due to ... erm ... extratesticular activities of a gender-similar nature?

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    Ewewe........... that's not nice.

    The thousand virgins waiting for him would be dissapointed that the blast went downwards.

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    In the wee clip they showed on TV last night the explosive appeared to be a standard hand grenade.
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    ..."Only the attacker died, but it is feared that the new development could be copied by others. "...

    Especially now that it has made headline news around the world.
    Wonder if the media ever questions the role they have played in copy cat type crimes.
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    Sounds like the metal detectors were not used or working properly, A few inches of blubber and bone shouldn't stop them picking something up, might not have been very much metal to detect in it though. I would have thought the wires poking out of his brown eye would have given it away
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    I thought I'd had some explosive curries in my time........

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonbuoy View Post
    Sounds like the metal detectors were not used or working properly, A few inches of blubber and bone shouldn't stop them picking something up, might not have been very much metal to detect in it though. I would have thought the wires poking out of his brown eye would have given it away
    Metal detectors don't work on internal explosives as mentioned in the actual "News Story". The BBC is quite a good source of information because they still care about presenting a story rather than a politically biased sound bite.

    That is why the security personnel mentioned in the "News Story" are a bit worried.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    In the wee clip they showed on TV last night the explosive appeared to be a standard hand grenade.
    wonder how he detonated that? Surely that would require some type of pilates manoeuvre?
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    Pin was attached to his nipple. A quick gripple and BOOM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    wonder how he detonated that? Surely that would require some type of pilates manoeuvre?

    mstriumph has already hinted at the expert nature of some Middle Eastern back passages.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    The only way you're going to stop those guys is to simply ban muslims, unless the public don't mind cavity searches by airport security for all passengers.
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