Check these out...No. 4 just about had me fall off my chair...
Grumpy Old Bastard
Check these out...No. 4 just about had me fall off my chair...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
NEDWN VIII
I sued that particular paper for publishing our story.
Forum whore
Which one was yours...?Originally Posted by Maha
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Just a Dog
Glad to see they were mistaken with printing your passing ! No more trampolines aye ??
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Grumpy Old Bastard
Since he said "our" story, it must be number 3...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Loud and Uncouth
Was the number five the end of Finn???
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
BMW Motorrad
RE: (After reading the 3rd article). I swear to God I've seen a photo related to that article. Will find it and post it here later.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Should be out riding
Dude, you run outa customers? hehehe
You can't save the fallen, direct the lost or motivate the lazy.
$1,101,806
There was a yarn on ABC radio a few years back, it was about an old guy who who would sit on a plastic chair (with slats) in the shower. On this occasion the slats spread apart and his jewels slipped between. And as he tried to stand up the gap closed....
The yarn was the bloke and his daughter relating the story...it lasted 10 minutes or so and was brilliantly funny....
Whip it, whip it good!
Sorry, for me it is the freak accident where the hippo swallowed the dwarf due to its gag reflex
I needed a laugh after today, I got one.
Grumpy Old Bastard
The bit I liked in that story Mom, was the audience applauding wildly until they realised what had happened...Sorry, for me it is the freak accident where the hippo swallowed the dwarf due to its gag reflex
I needed a laugh after today, I got one.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Rider in training
That is hilarious!
BMW Motorrad
Heres the proof for the article No. 3. Maybe a similar accident.
http://www.charonboat.com/item/282
Link above is DEFINITELY not safe for work.It happened in Calgary, Alberta. One night a young couple were brought into a hospital's emergency department; the woman was unconscious with head injuries and the man had obviously been injured in the area of his genitals. It seemed that while the two were in their kitchen cooking dinner, the woman - an epileptic - began fellating the man, and of course she suffered a fit; her jaws clamped down on the man's penis, and in desperation he seized the frying pan from the stove and beat her on the head with it until she let go
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Grumpy Old Bastard
too much information...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Sir Cumference
Some spoil-sport had to do it I suppose...
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freaki...oeatsdwarf.asp
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
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