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    Quote Originally Posted by Mekk View Post
    That's rude, charging extra for getting to shave your whole face?

    Seems a bit like charging extra for a rear brake.
    Especially given that the only reason you need the extra blade is because they made the whole thing so blimmin big to begin with by putting five blades in it. Grrr...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mekk View Post
    Pussy.

    Angle-grinder.
    Girl..............

    Gas powered weed eater! Makes a great noise and two stroke aftershave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Girl..............

    Gas powered weed eater! Makes a great noise and two stroke aftershave.
    There is no way a weed eater is manlier than an angle grinder... gardener.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mekk View Post
    There is no way a weed eater is manlier than an angle grinder... gardener.
    Try shaving with it then. I use the scrub cutter wheel attachment I stole from PD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Jeeeez, you bunch of PUSSIES!! Blades!! Huh! Pansies fairies and woofters all!

    I just burn the crap off with a blowtorch...easy, although it takes longer as I get older...
    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Wimp.

    I hang off the side of the bike and drag my face on the road.
    Quote Originally Posted by ready4whatever View Post
    pussys. I give my face a trim with the lawnmower, finish with the benchgrinder. and use the weedeater for that hard-to-reach bit under my nose. lastly burn to perfection with the gas cutter. then use the fluids from an overflowing sewerage manhole to moisurize
    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Girl..............

    Gas powered weed eater! Makes a great noise and two stroke aftershave.
    Pah... Hammer them back in and chew them off from the inside!
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    Where do you buy those cutthrout blades from?
    Been interested in buying one.
    I found those multi 4 & 5 blades just too big.
    Nothing wrong with the good ol twin blades
    Shaving foam. Nivea, or budget lol. After shave..... $5.00 Chinese shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    Where do you buy those cutthrout blades from?
    You can get them from "The Shaver Shop" on Pitt Street in the CBD, they're around $170 I think.

    It's advisable to get an old-school "safety razor" first before you slit your throat.

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    Philips three head electric shaver, cost $75 at Farmers a couple of years ago. Went to get some replacement cutter heads - $25 each! May as well just bin it and get a whole new shaver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mekk View Post
    You can get them from "The Shaver Shop" on Pitt Street in the CBD, they're around $170 I think.

    It's advisable to get an old-school "safety razor" first before you slit your throat.
    Whats the point of a straight blade?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    Whats the point of a straight blade?
    Closest shave you can get and saves money on replacement blades.

    Also, badass.

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    what about laser hair removal? go the whole way!!! hahaha
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    Tried a quattro or something (4 blades). Piece of shit, have one day off shaving and it can't cope and gets clogged up.

    Fuckers can make engines that last 300,000km but a razor blade only lasts 5 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Tried a quattro or something (4 blades). Piece of shit, have one day off shaving and it can't cope and gets clogged up.

    Fuckers can make engines that last 300,000km but a razor blade only lasts 5 days.
    Yeah five blades with the fusion is smooth but doesn't do jack either.

    If shaving with the inner of a female thigh is what they want, I got a better way to do it.

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    Joy, found my old double-edge razor. Bloody rip-off modern razor can go fuck off lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutchy52 View Post
    Just use one of these, no need for girlyman five blades

    Ahhh, the good ole cutthroat. Mine has a bone handle. Although I don't use mine for facial hair...yet

    this thread has reminded me of the scene in Crocodile Dundee where he uses a normal little blade razor to shave then when the woman arrives on the scene he quickly whips out his big knife to make it look like that's what he was using all along.
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