Miserable little shits!!!

[What?]

Originally posted by k14
May you enlighten me as to how one would remove one's fingernails with an impact driver?

With glee, mate, with glee. And a pair of earmuffs.

[Lou Girardin]

There is NO money in catching thieves. Just takes up police time that could be spent in more profitable areas.
Lou

[Marmoot]

That's what p1$$es me off.....

[Motu]

They hit me again last night - this morning I found a window forced open and the drivers door open - just took my sunglasses and digital Oxford clock that goes on the bike.Anyone got a starving black dog that needs a place to sleep? not really worth putting an alarm on this thing,it's just my workshop hack and bike transporter.

I didn't get back to Auckland till 9 o'clock last night - with 2 bikes and all my gear in the back.I normaly keep the bikes at work - clean and do maintanence,but thought I might just go home and unload them in the morning.But hey,I go right past my workshop and it only takes 15min to unload ,so I did.Coulda lost a bit more than my sunnies and a clock eh?

[750Y]

mate, not again? i can't believe it(well...I can, but still...)
you deserve a beer, make that a couple.

[scumdog]

Sorry to hear about your loss Motu, they probably sold the stuff for 1/20th its true value for a bit of dack.
My opinion is that these guys are already on a benefit of some sort and likely to remain there, - if you ever catch someone ripping off you car/house why not ensure they stay on the benefit? put there hands in the hinge end of an open car door and slam (at least 2-3 times), since the c*** was not working in the first place he won't be missing much except the ability to wipe his arse for a month or two and look at the drop in crime rate!!!

[wkid_one]

Fuck wits......

Hook the body of the van up to mains supply to give them a real treat next time they try??  Or get some large industrial flash bulbs and rig them to the door to scare the shit out of them.....or camp out all night every night until they do it again, and beat the living fucken shit out of them.....really our options are limited against this shit.

You could rig a shit little alarm yourself with a siren so the circuit closes when the door opens - wouldn't take more than 20 minutes........

 

[Coldkiwi]

Get a big black dog Motu. There seem to be plenty around that will bark like the Hound of the Baskervilles if you look at them funny but when you know them, they make Lassy look like Mike Tyson. Good for the kiddies and excellent for detering cowardly thieving convict punks after loose gear to steal. Also probably the best sort of burglar alarm available!

[Marmoot]

Someone broke into my house 2 days ago...my mate caught him skulking in the hallway in front of my room. Saying "ah, wrong address" he just walked outside. We can't beat him up coz it's ILLEGAL.....in US he might have been shot!

anyway, I heard if a thief can get into your stuff, he'll try again in a few days since he already know how to get in and most likely the missing stuffs would've been replaced with something new and juicy. Be allert, motu. They might just come back again and you can have some fun (just don't forget the ILLEGAL stuffs)....stupid law.......

[750Y]

Originally posted by Marmoot
Someone broke into my house 2 days ago...my mate caught him skulking in the hallway in front of my room. Saying "ah, wrong address" he just walked outside. We can't beat him up coz it's ILLEGAL.....

wtf???

[Al]

Best thing to do is hurt the fuckwit/s badly, load them into your cage, drop them off somewhere far away...... If cops do question you, answer with: "huh? I know nothing about them!"

[Motu]

I kinda like the idea of wiring up to the mains - but how would I explain all the dead cats to the neighbours? Be fun to watch that tom cat spray my wheels though - he'd launch like a friggin VMax!

[Lou Girardin]

If you beat the crap out of him, called the cops and they just happened to find his fingerprints on one of your kitchen knives. Where's the problem?
Lou

[scumdog]

Of course once you finished giving them a little 'makeover' you tell them next time you catch them you won't be so gentle
Broken fingers is good - you'll know it's them for a few weeks when you see them in town and learns to recognise them

[Coldkiwi]

I've heard the the boys in Blue take a similar line with rough blokes. "Sorry judge, he tripped on the pavement as we were loading him into the van". If they did get to your house and found a burglar trussed with a few broken ribs after a scuffle they wouldn't be fazed I don't think. Burns from an iron or fingernails removed may be a different matter though.