Lotto Ticket
		
		
				
					
					
				
				
		
			
				
					One day, the wife  comes home with a spectacular diamond  ring.
"Where did you get that ring?" her husband  asks.
"Well, she replies, "My boss and I played  the lotto and we won, so I
bought it with my share of  the winnings."
A week later, his wife comes home  with a long shiny fur coat.
Where did you get  that coat?" her husband asks.
She replies "My  boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I  bought
it with my share of the  winnings."
Another week later, his wife comes  home, driving a flaming red Ferrari,
You guessed  it:
Her share of the lotto  winnings...
That night, the wife asks her husband  to run her a nice warm bath while
she gets undressed.  When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there  is
barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath  plug.
"What's this?" she asks her  husband.
"Well," he replies, "We don't want to  get your lotto ticket wet, do  we??"
				
			 
			
		 
			
				
			
				
			
			
				. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.”  Kingsley Amis
			
			
		 
	
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