Darien Rush Security, get over yourselves

[Fatt Max]

Fuck me gently, have you seen these guys..??

It’s a security guard company who stomp around Newmarket like they own the place. They have black shiny 4WD’s with stuff like ‘Rapid Response Team’ up the side of them, but the most laughable thing is they wear the black fatigues and boots to look just like the Armed Offenders Squad.

They even have the utility belt on, I mean for fuck sake….

The big difference though, is that the AOS utility belts contain a 9mm automatic pistol, some spare clips, a set of quick-lock titanium hand cuffs, multi band RT unit, chemical mace, a tazer, tear gas, a retractable riot baton and a few stun grenades. The DRS guys carry a note book, Moro bar, Swiss army knife (with all the sharp bits removed) a pre pay mobile phone and a fucking biro.

Two incidents with these wankers has led me to write this, #1 involved one of their 4WD’s nearly running me into a bus the other night on my way home (yes I know, call a waaaaaambulance and all that) but just now, as I am on my way into work and sitting at the lights cnr Remmers Road and Newmarket, one of these chaps has asked me to ‘Keep the noise down with those revs mate’.

I mean, c’mon you lot, get over yourselves…….and I only ride a 250cc…lol

[gtr boy]

tell him to fuck him self

[Usarka]

Just point and laugh at them. They'll hate that.

[gammaguy]

obviously they were all kicked out of police pre training school,and the boss of the security firm was waiting outside the school gates with a fat contract-and a moro bar

[Swoop]

Hmmm.

All black vehicle.
Dress all in black.
Have an attitude.
Want others to conform to "their way of thinking".

It really sounds a bit like the destiny church.

[PirateJafa]

Matrix Security is even more hilarious. Complete green "fatigues" and combat boots. In their white and green RAV4's.

[MisterD]

They have black shiny 4WD’s with stuff like ‘Rapid Response Team’ up the side of them,

They're Highanddrys aren't they?

"Sir, you have Woman's car!"

[firefighter]

one of these chaps has asked me to ‘Keep the noise down with those revs mate’.

You should have revved the shit outta ya bike pointing at your ear saying "I ca'nt hear you!"

You know like on Top Gun? lol

That's what i'd have done, as well as telling him to have sex and travel.

[boomer]

Fuck me gently, have you seen these guys..??

It’s a security guard company who stomp around Newmarket like they own the place. They have black shiny 4WD’s with stuff like ‘Rapid Response Team’ up the side of them, but the most laughable thing is they wear the black fatigues and boots to look just like the Armed Offenders Squad.

They even have the utility belt on, I mean for fuck sake….

The big difference though, is that the AOS utility belts contain a 9mm automatic pistol, some spare clips, a set of quick-lock titanium hand cuffs, multi band RT unit, chemical mace, a tazer, tear gas, a retractable riot baton and a few stun grenades. The DRS guys carry a note book, Moro bar, Swiss army knife (with all the sharp bits removed) a pre pay mobile phone and a fucking biro.

Two incidents with these wankers has led me to write this, #1 involved one of their 4WD’s nearly running me into a bus the other night on my way home (yes I know, call a waaaaaambulance and all that) but just now, as I am on my way into work and sitting at the lights cnr Remmers Road and Newmarket, one of these chaps has asked me to ‘Keep the noise down with those revs mate’.

I mean, c’mon you lot, get over yourselves…….and I only ride a 250cc…lol

you got owned by some useless drops out dressing up pretending to Be S.W.A.T with Moro bars..... ahahahhahahaha


More fool YOU !

[Supermac Jr]

to have sex and travel.

funny!!!

[ynot slow]

Imagine the fun to be had pointing a bb pistol at them(don't do that),they pull out a mars bar,freeze dude.

Had a guy bring one to our soccer clubrooms after a game,we set up empty cans,had fun for a while,was about 8 of us there.But he went up town,and the street was queit,decided to shoot a sign,etc.The cops drove passed on patrol,weren't to happy,he recieved it back next day.

[Coldrider]

Just ask them how much they get paid per hour, that will shut them up really quickly.
Local security company 'charges out' their guys at $18.25 per hour.

[Mully]

Just ask them how much they get paid per hour, that will shut them up really quickly.

Nah, ask them what part of the real Police training they failed. Then surmise it's either the fitness or the intelligence tests.

Oh, and refer to them as "Mr. Plastic Badge"

[Coldrider]

Nah, ask them what part of the real Police training they failed. Then surmise it's either the fitness or the intelligence tests.

Oh, and refer to them as "Mr. Plastic Badge"

yeah, and they can their dogs down to park after work play tracking with hi-viz vests (unfortunately this true for one instance).

[Blackshear]

Matrix Security is even more hilarious. Complete green "fatigues" and combat boots. In their white and green RAV4's.

You know how one always does this blip on the old scoot when you start her up in the carpark?
Start her up, give a couple blips to calm the spluttering and BAM, right in my face - some faggot in army fatigues, high laced boots and a walkie talkie.

'Hey son, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep the revs down mate, we don't want accidents.'

"It's revs, BRO. I'm stationary. I understand where you're coming from, but go police something that matters."

'Hey look, don't get smart, or I'll report you to the police.'
RUNNNNDUNDUNDUDUN and off in a blaze of noise.

THE NEXT DAY

Tries to block my entrance to the mall and writes down my numberplate lol, then tells me I can't park where I do anymore.