So David Bain is getting married
Its going to be a small affair - there will be none of the groom's family there
Bevelhead Dinosaur
So David Bain is getting married
Its going to be a small affair - there will be none of the groom's family there
=mjc=
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The instructions are simple...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. "Oh, mama" she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic". Then suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Stan started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"
"Frannie, Frannie!" her mother said "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words". Still sobbing the new bride replied "Oh, Mama, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook".
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Apple are planning a law suit on the estate of Alexander Graham Bell, for using the word 'phone'.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hardcore Biker
Retired Canadian Judge reckons on the balance of probabilities David Bain is innocent.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I spy, with my little i, a lawsuit from Apple.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
NEDWN VIII
But they will be there in spirit wont they?Originally Posted by jim.cox
The instructions are simple...
Or in urns...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Anarchic Wild Child
Hey .. this is a grave issue ... be serious ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Bevelhead Dinosaur
Dead right it is ...
=mjc=
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The instructions are simple...
Can't we just bury this and move on?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Anarchic Wild Child
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Anarchic Wild Child
Yeah .. it's a bit of a dead issue
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Prince William has been asked to take on extra royal duties.
Well it's not as though he has got his hands full is it!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Moped rider
I went to a club the other night, and this ugly chick comes over to me, squeezes my ass winks at me and asks for my number.
I say; sure do you have a pen?
She smiles, and says; yes i do
So I say; well fuck off back to it before the farmer notices you missing
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Message to all Muslims:
China said that Mohammed loves it up the shitter.
Just try picking a fight with them.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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