Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please."
"Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"Fuck off you cunt!" he snapped, before walking off with his food.
I love working in the prison canteen.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please."
"Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"Fuck off you cunt!" he snapped, before walking off with his food.
I love working in the prison canteen.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Has left the building
A Policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," she replies.
"Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year," and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the Policeman and says, "Nice
horse you've got there. Did Santa bring you that too?"
The Policeman chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year, tell Santa the fuckin dick goes under the horse, not on top of it"!
Highway Biker
I was being realistic http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10804326Originally Posted by DMNTD
Dickens Cider
"and of solid to fat build"...
No shit, they tried to rob a restaurant!!!
Mole and Chicken? I didn't know prostitution was subject to certain restrictions, you can get a root if you buy a feed.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Enigma
So, no Christmas then ??
Dickens Cider
If the Mayans were any good at predicting the future then there would still be Mayans.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Forum whore
There are
Dickens Cider
Should I be going into detail about the "collapse" between the Classic and Postclassic periods, or shall we just enjoy a farking giggleThere are
*sigh*
No body move... I dropped my brain
Forum whore
Yes please.
Dickens Cider
Ok so, around 100 AD...
No body move... I dropped my brain
Forum whore
Hard to enjoy something baseless.
Aio ki te Aorangi
You're saying that all jokes are funny because they're true
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Forum whore
The best ones are.You're saying that all jokes are funny because they're true
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Am I the only one who thinks the Pope tweeting from an iPad is a bad idea?
The last time Adam and Eve used an Apple, shit didn't end well...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
SH1 rider
Latest research say squeezing the breast can not only help prevent breast cancer but also revert the cells to normal. I promised the Mrs I would spend the rest of my days ensuring she avoids breast cancer. She replied as if it was a Tui ad but didn't bring me a beer.
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. --- Unknown sage
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