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For all you Racers.......
Mods, feel free to move this if needed
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
As I approached the teller in the bank yesterday, she asked me if I wouldn't mind removing my motorcycle helmet.
"Not bloody likely," I said. "Next you'll be asking me to drop this sawn-off shotgun."
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Grumpy Old Bastard
Some crazy shit in there...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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Looks like the local uni about 3pm on a Friday,Originally Posted by Geeen
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Anorak
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Men look at boobs for the same reason a little kid looks at puppies in a cage... we just want to set them free and play with them.
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
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“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
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Came across this one as well... NSFW (Language)
Favorite line: Look out children, give way to cars on the playground!
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
one placenta
My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I explained to her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, quickly undressed
And we had the most amazing sex ever, which is odd because she's
never shown an interest in darts before.
Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I don't understand celibacy at all.
If you don't want priests to have sex, just allow them to get married!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
one placenta
A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player in the NZ Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.."
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
A stunning blonde, dressed in nothing more than a thong and negligee, let the plumber in.
"Hello, is your husband in?" He asked,
"Does it look like he is in?" She replied opening her negligee, "will I not do?"
"No, not really," he said, "I need your car reversed out of the drive."
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
'tart tourmenter
I farted & followed through today, personally I thought it was fucking hilarious... My husband did'nt... Oh shut up u miserable twat I said... Like it's never happened to u before... He replied "not during a 69 luv no!"
Some people have no sense of fuckin humour "".. .
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
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“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
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