Women across the world demand not to be called bossy.
Hardcore Biker
Women across the world demand not to be called bossy.
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.'
'I don't think I have ever heard of that one,' said the other cowboy. 'What is it?'
'Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,
'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.
Soz if repeat kids
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
"Dad, is there such a thing as a seven leaf clover?" asked my son.
"Don't be silly! Why do you ask?"
"Because there seems to be loads growing in the attic."
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Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '
Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
Scooter boy
apologies if posted before....
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare
Argo Solvo Interio Putus
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I don't understand my girlfriend sometimes, I came home this evening to find this note on the fridge.
'It's not working. I'm sorry, but I've gone to stay at my parents house...'
I opened it, the light came on and the beer was still cold.
What the hell is she on about?!
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Scooter boy
Just ban the word bossyOriginally Posted by gjm
http://youtu.be/6dynbzMlCcw
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Yeah right, those women all ended up in positions of 'power', maybe they should not be so precious about words...
Forum whore
It might get to a point where men can't say bossy, but women can... like with the word nigger (africans can say it, but "whitey... don't you dare"). Oh, and the reason I didn't say the "n" word... was because then I'm making you think it, rather than just saying it. So yeah... go the "b" word.
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
mad thou rider
how the fuck are they going to climb into positions of power if they are so fucking precious that they can't get past being called something like 'bossy'? - they're going to get called a lot fuckin worse than that by the time they reach the top.
weed out the weak from the real bossy bitches.
KB's Chief Cats
women are just for putting your cock in sometimes. And making food hot so men can eat it.
Really, who gives a fuck about the rest, just ignore their menstruating bitch asses and get the fuck on with your life.
Anorak
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
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“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
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