Friday jokes

[Scuba_Steve]

women are just for putting your cock in sometimes. And making food hot so men can eat it.
Really, who gives a fuck about the rest, just ignore their menstruating bitch asses and get the fuck on with your life.

"women are only good for 3 things; Cooking, Cleaning, & Vaginas!" - Jon Lajolie

[ZeroIndex]

[YellowDog]

A Chinese family of 5, name Chu, Bu, Hu, Tu and Fu decided to migrate to the
New Zealand. In order to get visas, they have to adapt their names to the New Zealand
Standard. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, Hu becomes Huck and Tu becomes
Tuck.


Fu decided to stay in China

[Robbo]

Eradicate that "Old Kipper Smell"

[yokel]

Nothing turns me on more than a women on her hands and knees........................scrubbing my floor

[ZeroIndex]

This is 33 minutes of pure agony... and the moral of the story: If you're about to perform an action that would be preceded by the words "watch this" (or any variation) ...just sit down, shut up and don't do anything.

[slofox]

This is 33 minutes of pure agony... and the moral of the story: If you're about to perform an action that would be preceded by the words "watch this" (or any variation) ...just sit down, shut up and don't do anything.

Ever notice how hysterically 'merkins laugh when someone lands in the shit? Some kinda national characteristic?

[ZeroIndex]

Ever notice how hysterically 'merkins laugh when someone lands in the shit? Some kinda national characteristic?

That is an extremely good point.

[cc rider]

Two blokes in the pub are argueing about who's the biggest liar.

One says to the other, "I went over the Niagara Falls in a wheelbarrow last week."

The other says, "I know, I saw you."

[Scuba_Steve]

Not sure if it's a joke but it is funny & did happen on Friday, also it does involve a biker.
From my mate in Palmy Nth -

4 Little wankers come into the Fish and chips shop acting all tough and chanting "Highbury Hardcore". This fully leathered up biker says "Wanna Stop Shouting boys"
One of them replies "Wanna get stabbed old man".
Biker gets up, pulls a big fucking knife out of his boot and replies "Do you? Get the fuck out"
Nek Minnit, there all running hahahah

[cc rider]

[husaberg]

000000000000000000000000

[Banditbandit]

[Swoop]

A science teacher says to his class, "What does E equal?"

Little Johnny put his hand up and said, "A fucking good time, sir."

[roogazza]