FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP .
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in London has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a corner shop, a petrol station, a curry house, a taxi cab, or an old peoples home in the UK .
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with BT technical advice.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
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