The new German alphabet.Originally Posted by Swoop
ABDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUXYZ
It's a VW omissions scandal - and just after they'd gotten rid of CO, too.
Of an enviable height
The new German alphabet.
ABDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUXYZ
It's a VW omissions scandal - and just after they'd gotten rid of CO, too.
"It's hard to keep an open mind, when so many people are trying to put things in it"
Anorak
Two molecules walk into a bar. One says to the other “I think I have lost an electron.”
“Are you certain?” asks the other molecule.
“Yes, I’m positive.”
What's harder than getting 4 pregnant elephants in a Smartcar?
Getting 4 elephants pregnant in a Smartcar! (read carefully)
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
A man inherited over one billion pounds from a long-lost uncle who happened to be an lord. The man, thrilled at his good fortune, asked his young son what he wanted.
He told his child that money was no object. The boy said he wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit. So the man bought him the England Rugby team.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the
head gasket on my, imported in 2001, XR3i" rather than
"I've just fucked my 15 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been
confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mum's.
Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
Forum whore
If the toes in the shotgun photo belong to the seller .. gun was probably used during his shotgun wedding to his sister.
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
SH1 rider
The Brothel
There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill.
There were four men ...
one was walking briskly up the hill;
one was inside the brothel;
one was walking slowly down the hill and
the fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill.
What were the nationalities of the four men?
* The man going up the hill: was rushin
* The man in the brothel:
him-a-layin
* The man walking down the hill: was finish
* The man in the car at the bottom was Irish, and he was waiting for the light to turn green.
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. --- Unknown sage
Anorak
TMO to Ref
"Its not a punch, its a push to the face with a fist."
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Armature speller
Ref to TMO...
Anorak
I watched it on replay again, it really was TMO to ref . My first thought was it was the other way around too.
Either way it doesn't trump Umanga "we are not playing tiddlywinks"
Tana Umaga: "I'd like to thank my parents, especially my mum and my dad."
Chris Masoe asked if he had been to the pyramids in egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs we visited"
After biting Sean Fitzpatrick’s ear: “For an 18-month suspension, I feel I probably should have torn it off. Then at least I could say, ‘Look, I’ve returned to South Africa with the guy’s ear.'”Johan le Roux
“I’m still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby’s first millionaire five years ago.”David Campese (1991)
We’ve lost seven of our last eight matches. Only team that we’ve beaten was Western Samoa. Good job we didn’t play the whole of Samoa.”Gareth Davies (1989)
On Jonah Lomu: “I’ve seen a lot people like him, but they weren’t playing on the wing.”Colin Meads (1995)
“If we have to play against New Zealand, I’ll explain it like this. To win, their 15 players have to have a diarrhoea and we will have to put snipers around the field shooting at them and then we have to play the best match of our lives.”
Argentina second row Juan Martin Fernandez Lobbe
“Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” Jono Gibbs – Chiefs
It’s basically the same, just darker.” Kevin Senio ( Auckland ), on Night Rugby vs Day Games
“I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first.”David Holwell (Hurricanes)
“Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.”Ma’a Nonu
“We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored.”Phil Waugh – Waratahs
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” Jerry Collins
“That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.” Tony Brown
Murray Deaker: “Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?” Tana Umaga: “On what?”
“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.” Anton Oliver
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby – but none of them serious.” Doc Mayhew
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I was shocked to discover that alcohol was illegal in Saudi Arabia.
That means they fuck camels while sober!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I'm going to say:
Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!!
Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!!
Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!!
Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!!
That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
We would stick a brown paper bag over the camel's head.
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Forum whore
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I would not pay $200 to have a lentil on my face!
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
"That's alright, I will shit in the garden, thanks."
- Oscar Pistorious' next girlfriend he brings home.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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