ATTENTION!
Since it is Friday it's important that you read the following:
A scientific study has concluded that beer contains large quantities of the female hormone oestrogen.
These findings have been based upon extensive field studies and have focused upon several specific symptoms in male test subjects ingesting beer.
These symptoms are as follows:
1) Subjects exhibit an increased tendency towards talking about random subjects with little to no coherence.
2) The subjects suffer from substantial impairment of hand-to-eye coordination and judgement - particularly reduced is the ability to operate heavy machinery such as motorvehicles.
3) Subjects looses the ability to stand upright while urinating.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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