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  1. 28th June 2017, 19:21 #4531
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    Can have serious repercussions
    Holy fuck. That dude is made of rubber.
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  2. 29th June 2017, 10:36 #4532
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Holy fuck. That dude is made of rubber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Holy fuck. That dude is made of rubber.
    The brand of beer he drinks, wasn't reported. Clearly it has strong medicinal qualities

    I suspect that, if I had survived such an incident, I would have stayed on the ground to wait for buckets of sympathy and an ambulance

    He just got right back up and walked into the pub to order that medicinal pint of _________.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    The brand of beer he drinks, wasn't reported. Clearly it has strong medicinal qualities

    I suspect that, if I had survived such an incident, I would have stayed on the ground to wait for buckets of sympathy and an ambulance

    He just got right back up and walked into the pub to order that medicinal pint of _________.
    Fuck yeah - I'd drink it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Fuck yeah - I'd drink it!
    I'm not fussy. I'd have what the bus driver was drinking.
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  7. 2nd July 2017, 01:10 #4537
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    first two look familar go back a page
    I wonder if the wanker who emailed them to me is on KB
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    not really a joke. sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    not really a joke. sorry.
    So why am I laughing then?
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  11. 7th July 2017, 20:45 #4541
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    not really a joke. sorry.
    Well actually, to some of us it is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    So why am I laughing then?
    clearly you don't take lgbt as seriously as i do...
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    Only in Australia

    If you can't get to it, you can't drink it.

    I'm sure the baggage handlers were very grateful
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
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    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
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