Friday jokes

[YellowDog]

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[roogazza]

great band mate saw them 3 times while living in Aussie.
(gotta spread some ! ).

[granstar]

[husaberg]

[YellowDog]

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive, you are most likely either a Muslim, or part of the PC brigade contributing towards the Islamisation of the Western World.

[swbarnett]

10. If you find this offensive, you are most likely either a Muslim, or part of the PC brigade contributing towards the Islamisation of the Western World.

I find this extremely offensive. I am neither Muslim (or any other religion for that matter) or a member of any PC brigade. I am, however, a member of the (hopefully increasing) group that recognises Muslims for what they are - 99% peaceful, 1% violent nutter. Just like any religion you care to name.

[Akzle]

I find this extremely offensive. I am neither Muslim (or any other religion for that matter) or a member of any PC brigade. I am, however, a member of the (hopefully increasing) group that recognises Muslims for what they are - 99% peaceful, 1% violent nutter. Just like any religion you care to name.

[george formby]

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.



If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.


My cat is recovering from a massive stroke.



I was vegan for a while. I lost 6lb, but most of that was personality.


A few from the Edinburgh Fringe festival.

[YellowDog]

I find this extremely offensive. I am neither Muslim (or any other religion for that matter) or a member of any PC brigade. I am, however, a member of the (hopefully increasing) group that recognises Muslims for what they are - 99% peaceful, 1% violent nutter. Just like any religion you care to name.

Well that's just your opinion, of yourself, and you'd be wise to listen more to the opinion of others, about you. The future of those thinking the way you do, is obvious for everyone to see, but just not to you, and your fellow over-sensitive thinkers.

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

People of these stereo-types are highly capable of laughing at such jokes and many create them themselves. The whole point is that a stereotype is exactly what it says and most understand that its accuracy is generally less than 5%. Of course some don't understand the concept of making fun of a stereotype, to show how ridiculous it is.

Perhaps none of this is OK to you, but this is a 'Jokes & Humour' thread.

Good luck

[swbarnett]

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

That one's dead easy to answer. ALL of the above are in very bad taste and need to be ascribed to the annals of the history of bigotry.

some don't understand the concept of making fun of a stereotype, to show how ridiculous it is.

If that's all it was supposed to be then fine, I see your point. However, that is definitely not how it came over.

[awayatc]

Get over yourself...

This is Friday jokes for Allah's sake....

Enjoy it while you can

They blow up so quickly

[Akzle]

That one's dead easy to answer. ALL of the above are in very bad taste and need to be ascribed to the annals of the history of bigotry.
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like fuck, you wannabe beige dyke.

[Akzle]

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Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

depending where you are in the world...
catholics wont much appreciate boy-bum-fuckery jokes.
and if you say anything against jews you're obviously "antisemitic" and lawdy don't mention THEIR master-race theory// err, prophecy. cos that's also antisemitic.

[tigertim20]

I find this extremely offensive. I am neither Muslim (or any other religion for that matter) or a member of any PC brigade. I am, however, a member of the (hopefully increasing) group that recognises Muslims for what they are - 99% peaceful, 1% violent nutter. Just like any religion you care to name.

[YellowDog]

depending where you are in the world...
catholics wont much appreciate boy-bum-fuckery jokes.
and if you say anything against jews you're obviously "antisemitic" and lawdy don't mention THEIR master-race theory// err, prophecy. cos that's also antisemitic.

Once more Muslims, learn how not to be so self-riteous, and show more respect for non-Muslims, there might be a chance for better integration. The attitude of Mr Barnett, whom doesn't believe himself to be a part of the liberal PC brigade sweeping the world; however his stated attituade has been clearly demonstrated to promote greater segrigation/alienation. The fact he choses to protest over a Muslim joke and not over any of the other jokes, about other religions or groups, demonstrates a distinct lack of balance, or sense of equality/prejudice; hence promoting the worsening impasse. There are lots of educated Muslims of the world and Mr Barnett's personal stereo-type of them, is not constructive towards greater harmony.