Cop arrests a dog.
Cop: you ever been arrested before?
dog: i did 3 years for burying a bone
cop: that's a bit rough, where did you bury it?
dog: in your mum
cop: that's it! come with me
dog: hah, that's what she said
Hope this attachment thingy worked out....
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
i just saw a bunch of midgets is SS uniforms.
it was the 1/3rd reich.
I organised a threesome the other day.
There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time.
Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance"Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk
lift to the airport.
Haha classic! "No Worries"... I can hear the original sales pitch: "Sink your life savings in a Boat!"
High miles, engine knock, rusty chrome, worn pegs...
Brakes as new
Most excellent stuff.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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