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  1. 4th November 2017, 08:14 #4606
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    Violet is actually a colour in its own right



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  2. 4th November 2017, 09:20 #4607
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    In keeping with that theme...

    Roses's are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm a schizophrenic
    And I am too.
    '' i'd let you touch me.''

    Sorry fulla but I am spoken for.
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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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    My Dog's called 'Mr President' as his ear shows an uncanny resemblance
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  5. 8th November 2017, 12:07 #4610
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a knife
    Get in the van.
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    Drive Safely
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  7. 17th November 2017, 19:51 #4612
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
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    see post #4603
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  8. 18th November 2017, 01:45 #4613
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    see post #4603
    Came from Spain - lol - it's a small world
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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    My Dog's called 'Mr President' as his ear shows an uncanny resemblance
    Hahaha!
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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
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    During a lull at a White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State, Tillerson.

    "I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

    “Very impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

    "Oh, I know", replied Melania, “but neither does the parrot."

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