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  1. 11th November 2018, 11:19 #4786
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    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
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  2. 11th November 2018, 16:39 #4787
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadpole View Post
    I can always spare 30 seconds before hitting the road.
    Same, 20sec for the "deed" and 10sec for pulling my pants back up!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadpole View Post
    I can always spare 30 seconds before hitting the road.
    Mate, looking like that she's not just getting one. Give here the full 90 second experience.
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  4. 11th November 2018, 21:08 #4789
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    the full 90 second experience
    Surely you jest? My dicky ticker would not last the distance...
    The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight underpants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadpole View Post
    Surely you jest? My dicky ticker would not last the distance...
    https://youtu.be/eusDdH5RaCk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    Go for the ride first.
    If the woman was worth staying for in the first place she'll still be there when you get back.
    And will have made a sammich for your return!
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  7. 16th November 2018, 15:46 #4792
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    Good Luck @ Uni
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  8. 19th November 2018, 14:54 #4793
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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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  9. 27th November 2018, 06:04 #4794
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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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  11. 7th December 2018, 09:38 #4796
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    A Christmas wish:
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    What is the difference between jam and marmalade?

    You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass.
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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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    Watch those fishing quota numbers
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