I was standing at the bike shed one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
I went to the local chemist and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.
" Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin"
On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '
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