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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Agreed, it's still weigh out.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Hypocrite and admit it, you see some of us dinosaurs see a better future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPenguin View Post
    Hypocrite and admit it, you see some of us dinosaurs see a better future.
    And therein lies the ultimate joke, that really should have been saved for Friday, but...

    So does everyone else... in their subjective lunchtime.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    And therein lies the ultimate joke, that really should have been saved for Friday, but...

    So does everyone else... in their subjective lunchtime.
    I don't get it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPenguin View Post
    I don't get it......
    Nobody does.
    He's talking rubbish again, in the vain hope that folk will think he's smarter and better informed than them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPenguin View Post
    I don't get it......
    Everyone else sees a better future... that the future they see is mathematically impossible is of no importance, but they still see a better future.

    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Nobody does.
    He's talking rubbish again, in the vain hope that folk will think he's smarter and better informed than them.
    ... well you guys don't set the bar very high, and if that sees me as looking as though I'm smarter or better informed than you guys, then it might just be because I Am smarter and better informed than you given that I looked and the extent of your knowledge, admitted by yourself is, "I don't give a fuck!". Sometimes bob you're just as dumb as they say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Everyone else sees a better future... that the future they see is mathematically impossible is of no importance, but they still see a better future.



    ... well you guys don't set the bar very high, and if that sees me as looking as though I'm smarter or better informed than you guys, then it might just be because I Am smarter and better informed than you given that I looked and the extent of your knowledge, admitted by yourself is, "I don't give a fuck!". Sometimes bob you're just as dumb as they say.
    Yep, you're way smarter than me, that's why I bought your non running Aprilia for 3/5 of what it was worth, got it fixed in five minutes & made a healthy profit on it, all without ever seeing it.
    And you hadn't worked any of that out for yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Everyone else sees a better future... that the future they see is mathematically impossible is of no importance, but they still see a better future.


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    Way to go with the encouragement........Maybe you should start a political party. The give up now there is no hope party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Yep, you're way smarter than me, that's why I bought your non running Aprilia for 3/5 of what it was worth, got it fixed in five minutes & made a healthy profit on it, all without ever seeing it.
    And you hadn't worked any of that out for yourself.
    Why would I care? I got what I needed to get. It was then entirely up to whoever to do with the bike as they chose. I hope it was enjoyed all the more you knowing that you think that you outsmarted someone who set the price for his bike in the full knowledge that he could have gotten more but had settled to get it moved knowing what the problem was and how easy it would be to fix ... Yeah, you really got me there again bob ... but yeah, you outsmarted me by not telling me that you were funding the purchase because you thought that I would object....... F U C K I N G P R I C E L E S S ..........

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPenguin View Post
    Way to go with the encouragement........Maybe you should start a political party. The give up now there is no hope party.
    It was a statement of fact, not a personal manifesto.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    ...I posted, what I thought was a good Friday joke...I didn't mean to hi-jack a joke thread...but I seemed to have done that...that's funny in itself...any how a couple of eco-worriers, or should I rephrase that for clarity, a couple of egotistically driven, greenie, lefty, liberal wank warriors, led by a 15 year old, Christchurch, schoolchild, activist who thinks Greta's idea of a day off school is cool...to become a tweetfukwankbook-e-greenhero@dayoff school...

    ...but it really is a a hard old green bit of cold, dangerous, damp shit out there...clinging to an anchor chain, on a big bit of cold steel...in the Cook Strait of all places...and then the crew hooked their bivouac onto the deck and... Oh Fuck, we can only live on this anchor chain now...I'm really glad my foot fits in that big bit of chain...oh, it's cold here...where are the helicopters with the news crews...I'm going to fall off soon...I should have thought this through a little more...

    ...the nice crew pulled them on deck not long after they arrived by anchor chain, fed them, warmed them, showered them, checked their vital signs...

    ...and then the kiwi taxpayer probably paid some big money to have the grossly inept, braincell lacking, cunts, transported to terra firma to probably a hero's welcome at the local, 'we are so Vegan, we don't even lick our lips', hangout, to be feted by a similar conglomerate of brain dead greenie wanks who drove there in a shit spewing 25 year old jappy wreck, 'cos on the bludge it's hard to have a cool SUV, had sushi on the way and probably a coffee too, and had a smoke or a toot, or made plans of drinking wine later in the evening with their mates to discuss their next big change the world coup and how big their placards should be...

    ...a serious lack of thinking and fuckwitism going on here...hypocrisy is just standard human shit...shall I go left or right...

    ...whose got a proper joke?...

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    Another one in the WRONG THREAD.

    This one should be in 'Optimistic Sellers'
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    how big their placards should be...

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    painted with oil base paints...
    have you ever wondered who makes up the placards when signwriters go on strike?

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    Coronavirus

    I was in a store today when two people walked in wearing face masks.

    Everybody freaked out.

    Then they yelled "This is a robbery !", and we all breathed a sigh of relief.

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