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Donald Trump is downplaying the severity of the Coronavirus outbreak and I think I can see why. With a death rate of under 5%, you're more likely to die testifying against the Clintons.
Also, wouldn't it be interesting if the cure for coronavirus turns out to be pork-based?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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My friend phoned his boss today and said "due to the coronavirus outbreak I want to self isolate and work from home" his boss said" fuck off you are a bricklayer get your arse in here now!"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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Trump seems ti think vitamin C s the answer
Originally Posted by Katman
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
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The World Health Organisation has stated that animals can't get Corona virus and that all dogs in quarantine should be released. WHO let the dogs out!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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Prince Harry will soon retire from public life , he said "that the call of duty was not for him"
Maybe he should try resident evil 2, that's fucking awesome.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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I keep fantasising that I'm Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and occasionally, Bing Crosby.
Think I've got crooner virus.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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China have got what they have always wanted.
To CORONISE the world!!!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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France says it is at war and the best way to fight that war is by staying at home - so it seems that they have just dusted off the strategy from 1939 then.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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Kudos to that muslim suicide bomber working from home.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
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Top Tip: Shop for food at an off-peak time.
Such as a month ago.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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Single woman with hand sanitizer would like to meet a single man with toilet rolls for good clean fun.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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I'm now jobless, sat on my arse doing nothing all day, and recieving 'free' money from the government...
So this is what it's like being a Labour voter!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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