Originally Posted by Swoop
Could be worse - jobless, sitting on your arse doing nothing all day, not getting any free money from the government - being a National voter
Forum whore
Could be worse - jobless, sitting on your arse doing nothing all day, not getting any free money from the government - being a National voter
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Aio ki te Aorangi
Change restaurant name for bike brands and that'll be KB in about 2 weeks
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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The year is 2040 and a lonely Keith Richards sparks up another joint on an empty planet wondering where the fuck everybody went.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Grumpy Old Bastard
I like that! (can't rep you again)
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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Apparently, gluten allergies don't exist during food shortages.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Grumpy Old Bastard
Funny that!
Notice that all the panic buyers were quite happy to rub shoulders with their competitors in the supermarket on Wednesday. Thursday they all freak out if you come within 20 feet...I didn't realise that the virus wasn't turned on until midnight Wednesday...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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Yesterday, the French authorities deployed the military to supermarkets, in order to keep them secure and ensure social distancing is being respected.
However, after one old lady coughed, the armed forces have capitulated and are now negotiating terms of surrender with the shoppers.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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Breaking news..
Trump's border wall held firm today as millions of illegal immigrants clamber to seek refuge and a better life back in Mexico.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
L-Plate Rider
Teaching Kids Big People Words
A group of kindergartners were
trying to become accusttomed to
the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they
faced was that the teacher
insisted on no baby talk.
"You need to use big people
words." She'd always remind
them.She asked Chris
what he had done over
the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana." "No,
you went to visit your
GRANDMOTHER,use big people
words."
She then asked Mitchell what he
had done."I took a ride on
a choo-choo." She said,"No
you took a ride on a TRAIN.Use
big people words."
She then asked Bobby what he
had done."I read a book."
he replied,"That's WONDERFUL!"
the teacher said.
"What book did you read?"
Bobby thought about it,then
puffed out his little chest
with great pride and said,
Winnie the shit."
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This government and the cops are contradicting themselves with "social distancing"... Do the police want bank robbers to wear masks and gloves, or not?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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They're really taking this coronavirus crackdown seriously in West Auckland.
I've just been stopped at a roadblock with armed police!
One of them pointed a gun at me and shouted, "come out with your hands sanitized!"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
Thought this was the most appropriate thread.
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-...on-blocked-iwi
Slightly Hardcore Biker
Nah good on them. Apparently they've turned quite a few people around, mostly tourists trying to move in the dead of night. I feel a bit sorry for the tourists but fuck 'em, gotta keep the lockdown short so I can get back to work!
High miles, engine knock, rusty chrome, worn pegs...
Brakes as new
Forum whore
Would agree, if it didn't just show on the news a bloody traffic jam of locals in Kaitia going about their usual business.
Fuckin hypocrites.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/hea...kaitaia-a-joke
Forum whore
This to mate time to start getting hard-arse I reckon.
25 staying there and 60 at the party means the whole damn lot should have been charged.
What did they get "police spokesperson said They had spoken to the hostel's occupants about the current lockdown requirements",,,,,,,,
So they got nothing but a talking to? FFS
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/a...g5pJA--U2rvJIo
Better post a joke aye or Ill get infracted.
On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '
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