A shy bloke had an
accident and had half of
his foot amputated.
On his wedding night, the newly
weds were staying at the
bride's mother's house.
It was the first time the bride
had ever seen him naked
and when she saw he had
part of his foot missing, she
let out a scream and a
gasp.
Her mother on hearing
the scream shouted
"Is everything alright
sweetheart?"
The bride shouted back
"He's got one and a half
feet!"
The mother called back
"OK luv, you come and do
the washing up, I'll take
care of him"...
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