What did the letter O say to the letter Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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What did the letter O say to the letter Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Dickens Cider
The sexual position formerly known as the "69" is now called the "96". Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Rasta Ratskins
That's back to back increases then?Originally Posted by Stirts
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Aio ki te Aorangi
oldy, but
One day a girl invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the
Boyfriend doesn't know what a 69 is. The Girlfriend gets upset
but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay
down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as
the GF tells him to do.
They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he
will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let
go one Fart...directly on her BF's face.
GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some
more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time
bigger than the previous.
The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at
her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Dickens Cider
The Chinese translation for the 69 position is twocanchew.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Forum whore
at least one of them better not be bloody chewing!
Dickens Cider
Unless she takes her teeth out.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Forum whore
fair enough LOL
"trolling"
Ducky wisdom
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president
and over fifty for Miss America ?
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. (John 15:13)
"trolling"
Duckies next lot
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but FAT cells live forever.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school,
but they can in prison? A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!
Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher -
and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Another completely brilliant question!!!!
And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.......
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. (John 15:13)
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I no longer see my wife and kids and it's all because of gambling.
I won shit loads of money and moved to The Bahamas.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Anarchic Wild Child
An Australian teacher asks her students if they're Wallabies fans.
Everyone raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher says "Why aren't you a Wallabies fan?"
The girl replies: "I am an All Blacks fan"
The teacher asks why.
The girl replies: "Because my mum is an All Blacks fan, and my dad is an All Blacks fan, so I'm an All Blacks fan too!"
The teacher says "That is no reason. What if your mum were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
Teh girl says: "Then I'd be a Wallabies fan!!!
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Grumpy Old Bastard
Probably a repost but WTF, who cares? It made me laugh...
How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. P_N_S
4. F_ _ K
5. PU_S_
6. S_X
ANSWERS:
1. BOOKS
2. RANDOM
3. PANTS
4. FORK
5. PULSE
6. SIX
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Missing my buddy Morepower
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be
Confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...
' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''
The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
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On the 10th anniversary of 9/11 the National Dyslexic Association are proud to support America's War on Trevor.
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