Seriously, would you tap this??..
The woman really needs a new PR agent..
Forum whore
Seriously, would you tap this??..
The woman really needs a new PR agent..
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Anorak
Originally Posted by awa355
I'd Bang her.
over the head with some plumbing supplies
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Sue badford was just on the telly, with his normal rhetoric and utter crap.
Crusher is looking rather appealing in comparison...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hardcore Biker
Seriously, would you tap this??..
The woman really needs a new PR agent..
This should be in the sickest jokes thread!
(OK - I did ignore the rest of your comment!)
Anorak
Nah She was pretty hot back when she was in Dynasty in the 80's.This should be in the sickest jokes thread!
(OK - I did ignore the rest of your comment!)
I love a fake British accent.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Bogeyman
You just had to make me go look, dincha?
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Motherfucker Of The Year !!!
Yeah, I'd tap her......with a baseball bat over her head..............
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
Enigma
A bullet would be best for that life support system.Looks like a rat has been gawing on it.You just had to make me go look, dincha?
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD'?"
His granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen!?"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
My Wife and I are having my Muslim work colleague Abdul and his wife, come over tonight for a sophisticated dinner.
I'm having a nightmare though...I cannot believe I've been to 7 different Mad Butcher's in the area and not one of them had Halal Pork Chops.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
"I hear the FBI have foiled a terrorist plot to kill Donald Trump! " I said to my friend.
"What, a suicide bomber?" he asked.
"No, a surface to hair missile" I replied.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hardcore Biker
Two blondes decided they wanted a 'real' Christmas tree, not a fake one.
They planned, and did a good job of it. Warm clothes, durable 4x4, chainsaw (and spare chainsaw) with fuel and oil, supplies - a veritable expedition was envisaged and they made sure they were ready for it. A good job - anyone would say so.
They set out at dawn. Arriving in their 'hunting ground' they agreed that only the perfect tree would be suitable.
3 days later, and hundreds of trees discarded as not being 'the one', they decided to cut down the next tree they saw, whether it was decorated or not.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I was looking for a Christmas gift for my nan when my mother told me to make sure that I got her something practical that she would use.
I can't wait to see her face when she unwraps her coffin on Christmas morning.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Anorak
Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a yard.
One says to the other, “Funny, I smell carrots too.”
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables…the bartender says, buddy, I’ll serve you as long as you don’t start anything.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel hanging from his crotch. Bartender says, what the hell is that? Pirate says, I dunno, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!
What do you have when you have two little green balls in the palm of your hand?? ...................... Kermit’s undivided attention!
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
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