We've all worked at this firm before
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
We've all worked at this firm before
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
Mexicans agree to pay for the wall:
Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
Rasta Ratskins
Bad news for Dyslexics ...7th April your cocks go black!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
L-Plate Rider
10 Things That Sound Dirty On
Halloween But Aren't...
1: So...what'd you get in the sack?
2: Once you get under the sheet,start
moaning and groaning!!!
3: Just hop on that broomstick and ride it.
4: Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.
5: I got the best piece from that house.
6: Quit screwing around in the porch!!!
7: Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling...
8: It was so filled and heavy,I had to use TWO hands!!
9: They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10: I bobbed and bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it.
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:
10: You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9: If you get tired,wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
8: The stranger you look,the easier it is to get some.
7: You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6: Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else,you already are.
5: If you get a stomach ache,it won't last nine months.
4: If you wear leather and chains no
one thinks you're kinky.
3: Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2: Less guilt the next morning from
over indulging.
1: If you don't get what you want at one place you can always go next door to get more!
Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men:
1:Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2: No matter what your mood is,pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3: One usually makes a better pie.
4: They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5: If you don't like the way he looks,you just carve up another face.
6: If he starts smelling up your place,you can just throw him out.
7: From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty,mush filled head to begin with.
8: A pumpkin is turned on ( lit-up ) only when you want him to be.
Rasta Ratskins
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Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Too old to die
An interesting question:
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight underpants.
Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
Anorak
Simons leak i found
Originally Posted by Katman
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
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Anorak
when i tried to google who the married female MP Jamie lee Ross was having an affair with I found this as part of the discussion a priceless piece of writing
https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/...having/e81ni81
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
Always thought it was 'Crusher Botox Collins' that tuned into a 'ShagNasty'
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
Just a matter of getting the order right.
Nana
Go for the ride first.
If the woman was worth staying for in the first place she'll still be there when you get back.
On the other hand if you start with the woman there may not be enough of the weekend left to squeeze in a ride.
Too old to die
I can always spare 30 seconds before hitting the road.
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