Friday jokes

[YellowDog]

1. Teaching Maths In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1970s


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1980s


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ?
Yes or No

4. Teaching Maths In 1990s


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2000s


A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands.
He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this
way of making a living? Topic for class participation after
answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger
cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, feel free to express your feelings
e.g, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness etc.)
Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam there are counsellors available
to assist you adjust back into the real world.

6. Teaching Maths In 2050 ??


هاتشيرو تبيع كارلواد من نهاب 100 دولار. تكلفة الإنتاج هو 80 دولاراً. كيف الكثيرمن المال ولم؟

[Virago]

Lol. You missed the late 70s maths though.

A logger exchanges a set, "L", of lumber for a set, "M", of money.
The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar.
Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M."
The set "C", the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set "M"
Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?

[Swoop]

According to the BBC website "Curry spice kills cancer cells".

When did a Paki get into the Spice Girls?

[husaberg]

According to the BBC website "Curry spice kills cancer cells".

When did a Paki get into the Spice Girls?

my moneys on Ginger

[Banditbandit]

An old biker walks into the chemist shop and up to the counter.

"Can I help you?", asks th assistant.

"I'd like three packs of condoms please."

The assistant places three packs of condoms on the counter.

"Would you like a paper bag with that?" he asks.

"No, thanks," replies the biker, "she's quite good-looking reallty ..."

[Swoop]

What do you call an Australian with a good bat?
A vet.



What did the cricket fan miss when he went to buy a beer?
The entire Australian innings.



What's the height of optimism?
An Australian batsman applying sunscreen.

[anebv8]

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.

The rest of us are sending jokes via message boards.

[husaberg]

Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?
Son: Underwater.

Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below "C" level

[bogan]

Did you just turn half this page into a fucking marquee?

Or is it just my comp?

[husaberg]

Did you just turn half this page into a fucking marquee?

Or is it just my comp?

I did but I fixed it.

Have you Ever tried playing tag with a edit post button while it moves across the screen...................... that was bloody funny

[YellowDog]

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You OK?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'It's best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says, "Because I'm the Goalie !"

[Swoop]

How to race-tune your car when on a budget...

[Swoop]

So. A few pictorially humorous items for this Friday.

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