ten carrots
Anorak
ten carrots
Originally Posted by Katman
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I won the lottery recently, and my 49-year-old girlfriend instantly decided she would get a facelift and a boobjob.
"What new car are you going to buy?" she asked.
"I don't know," I said. "I thought I'd just get my Commodore resprayed and properly tuned."
"Why bother tarting up the old one?" she asked. "Why not get a new one instead?"
And they say irony is dead...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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Trying to stick to new years diet.
I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
A Wellington patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car..
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
Then why don't you drive it away.'
We can't drive.'
Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ............. so we're just waiting
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
Ad in personals column...
Anorak
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Just chugging along...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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Fucken funny cunt!
The bits about being on drugs in Amsterdam are great.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
George Bush, Barak Obama and Donald Trump are at a job interview with God. God asks Bush:"What do you believe in?
Bush says, “In democracy, a strong economy, freedom
of speech, etc.” God says, “Wonderful, come sit by my right.”
God then asks Obama,:"What do you believe in?" Obama
says "In democracy, in helping the poor, in equality, etc."
God is impressed, inviting Obama to sit by his left side.
Finally he asks Trump, “And you, what do you believe in?”
Trump replies, “I believe you are sitting in my chair."
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Superb stuff!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Motherfucker Of The Year !!!
Ok, own up you clowns......
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
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^
I thought it was bloody excellent!
Perhaps that's what the cop cars use, via the PA tannoy speakers?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Enigma
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
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