My heart sank as I came home from work and saw the plumber's van parked in our drive.
Thankfully though, he was just in there fucking the wife and there was no expensive leak.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
My heart sank as I came home from work and saw the plumber's van parked in our drive.
Thankfully though, he was just in there fucking the wife and there was no expensive leak.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
L-Plate Rider
Priest Karma
A priest dies and
his spirit is in the
void when a
voice calls tp
him,"Well my
old son,you got
it wrong,karma
is the law of the
universe and you
need to go back
and learn your
lesson." "I
understand," said
the priest,"but
please, don't
send me back as
a priest,the
things I did I'm
really sorry for
and I will need to
learn restraint
and compassion."
"Oh,you don't
get off that easy,"
replied the
voice."You're
going back as a
choirboy.
Comfortably numb
In a small American town, a band of squirrels had become quite a problem.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with them.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
The Methodist church tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.
But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy. They baptised all the squirrels and made them members of the church . Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
And not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise with its members.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
one placenta
"We've shown that a bunch of ordinary Kiwis can stand up to one of the biggest oil companies in the world,"
...attributed to the fuckwit who climbed with another fuckwit onto the rig being motored up to Taranaki...
...this has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard in a long while...
Weekend cruiser
Good on them...Originally Posted by ellipsis
one placenta
...for what?...
Weekend cruiser
Protesting
Forum whore
No, fuck them. I actually like having access to oil & fuel, They probably do too.
Do you ride a bicycle everywhere, or would you just rather they got the oil from someone else's back yard?
L-Plate Rider
Last time someone protested about an oil company was Lucy Lawless
climbing up a pole.Mind you i think she has slid up and down on a few poles?
Forum whore
Anyone that protests about oil should have their driver's license revoked for life, so it makes it easier for them to practice what they preach.Last time someone protested about an oil company was Lucy Lawless
climbing up a pole.Mind you i think she has slid up and down on a few poles?
one placenta
...and no uber or bus rides...or buying from outlets where road transport delivers the goods... ad infinitum...in fact they should all join a commune or go to Gloriavale, or fuck off to Papua or New Guinea and live like the locals...
Aio ki te Aorangi
NZ - May 5
UK - May 16
The day that each of those counties uses 1 years worth of sustainable resources. Given that that is calculated using the actuals of life i.e. 2019/2018/2017.....1970, the joke is just how fucking stupid people are who go on about claiming that they like this and that and then justify their behaviour by deriding those who point out that the evidence states, without question, that that behaviour is a massive contributing factor toward the social/economic/justice etc... issues that exist today, by pointing out the unavoidable hypocrisy of living in the world the way it is.
and they say critical thinking is dead...
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Bogeyman
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
The Majestic Metal Wizard
Have you removed yourself from the Economy yet?NZ - May 5
UK - May 16
The day that each of those counties uses 1 years worth of sustainable resources. Given that that is calculated using the actuals of life i.e. 2019/2018/2017.....1970, the joke is just how fucking stupid people are who go on about claiming that they like this and that and then justify their behaviour by deriding those who point out that the evidence states, without question, that that behaviour is a massive contributing factor toward the social/economic/justice etc... issues that exist today, by pointing out the unavoidable hypocrisy of living in the world the way it is.
and they say critical thinking is dead
No?
Keep on Hypocriting.
Physics; Thou art a cruel, heartless Bitch-of-a-Mistress
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