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Just been watching women's golf on Sky.
So much like real life...
They're shit at driving but great with an iron..
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I'm busy following a recipe and it says "chill in the fridge for an hour."
I've got a book, some snacks and a pint but it's fucking cramped in here.
Dear TAG heuer
I’m pretty sure that if I end up 500 meters under water, I won’t need a fuckin’ watch anymore.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head. It's a loaf hat diet.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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The Queen confusing Tiger Woods with Meghan Markle is a bit over the top.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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World's most dangerous jobs 2021:
- Security contractor, Iraq.
- Miner, China.
- Gamekeeper, Republic of Congo.
- Harry & Meghan's chauffeur, California.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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I think Harry should take up painting, (if Meghan will let him of course). Then he can call himself, 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince'.
Once upon a time, there was a girl who dreamt of being a princess This girl grew up to marry a Prince and her dream of being royalty came true... ... But as soon as she realised it would involve hard work and selfless dedication to others and not just jewellery and dresses courtesy of the tax payer, she made her excuses and left this impossibly luxurious lifestyle that most people can only dream of, to pursue a life of whining about it on telly in the most grotesquely attention seeking manner imaginable And she lived crappily ever after
Meghan Markle saw Prince Charles as a ‘second father’. Funnily enough, so did Prince Harry.
The Telegraph: Harry and Meghan tell the Queen they will not return as 'Working Royals'. Now there's an oxymoron if ever I heard one.
Can’t wait for Meghan and Harry’s interview on Ellen next week about how she was abused and bullied backstage at the Oprah Winfrey show.
Meghan Markle walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?” He immediately regrets this question as she drones on about white privilege & the patriarchy until close of business.
Harry & Meghan didn't think about the consequences of their actions. They both have tunnel vision…
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So a police constable murdered and chopped up Sarah Everard then.
It's fucking P.C gone mad I tell you.
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"In other news, a local 27 year old woman has gone missing.
Unfortunately, we only have her online dating photo, so we have no idea what she actually looks like...."
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
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I was speaking to my Farmer mate today.
He told me since marrying his Gorgeous 18 year old bride he couldn't keep his hands off of her and this was causing him a major problem.
'What are you going to do?' I said.
'Well firstly I am going to divorce her. Then I will buy a combined harvester so I can sack all of my hands.'
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick from a moose than a terrorist attack.
Those damn moose limbs
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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