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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..

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    I'm giving up drinking for a month.




    Sorry.
    That came out wrong.
    I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Give Meghan this . . . no one has so successfully broken up such a powerful British group since Yoko Ono.





    Meghan Markle throws a massive fit after discovering that Disney Princess movies are not instruction manuals on how to perform Royal duties.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Am I the only one to realise that, if we all worked together to accelerate climate change, the melting polar ice caps would put out the bush fires in Australia?
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion, the more likely they will express it.




    Should I start a list of KB members who qualify for this?
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    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    I've been a member of Les Mills for a good 10 years now but don't seem to be making any progress, so tomorrow i'm going in person to see what the fuck is going on!



    Every fucker is having a pop at the Corona virus, which I think is a bit harsh. I know it's a crap lager, but it's not as bad as Fosters....


    BBC News; Six patients being tested for suspected Corona-virus in UK.
    All six must have Lyme disease too otherwise it’s pointless having it.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    *** BREAKING NEWS ***
    Virologists' greatest fears may have been realised with the announcement that all 26 Coronavirus victims and all suspected cases have been reported in females.

    Dr Ichicov of the Institute of Virology, Moscow said in a statement:
    It appears that a very mild form of Man-Flu may have mutated sufficiently to allow it to be contracted by women"
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..

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    According to legend, when Ozzy Osborne was in Black Sabbath in the 70s he typically got through six bottles of brandy and a case of beer a day.

    Parkinson's my arse, he's just started to finally sober up and his hangover's kicking in.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    A swedish psychologist has traced Greta Thunberg's problems back to a hot summers day ,
    when her ice-cream melted.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Talking on the train

    After a tiring day,
    a commuter settled
    down in his seat
    and closed his eyes.
    As the train
    rolled out of the
    station,the
    young woman
    sitting next to
    him pulled out
    her phone and
    started talking in
    a loud voice."Hi
    sweetheart.It's
    sue.I'm on the
    train." "Yes,I
    know it's the
    6.30 and not the
    4.30,but I
    had a long
    meeting." "No,
    honey,not with
    that kevin from
    the accounting
    office.It was
    with the boss."
    "No sweetheart,
    you're the only
    one in my life."
    "Yes,I'm sure,
    cross my heart!"
    Fifteen minutes
    later,she was
    still talking
    loudly.The man
    sitting next to
    her had enough,
    so he leaned over
    and said into the
    phone....."Sue,hang
    up the phone and
    come back to bed."
    Sue doesn't use her
    phone in public
    any longer.

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    You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
    If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..

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