Parental Advice

[YellowDog]

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.

However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!


Never . . .
Ever . . .
Ever . . .


Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!

I REPEAT. . .
Never...
Ever...
Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass & light it ! ! !

[Number One]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That has to smart like a right pain in the arse

Seriously though - I shall cross that task off my bucket list right now!

[paturoa]

Sure it was a just fire cracker???

[rainman]

I'll bet the missing piece of advice was: Don't get so pissed that you think putting a firecracker in your arse is a good idea!