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  1. 3rd October 2009, 09:03 #1
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    "You are being shagged by a rare parrot"

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  2. 3rd October 2009, 09:06 #2
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    im not getting shagged this weekend, well not so far lol
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  3. 3rd October 2009, 14:45 #3
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  4. 3rd October 2009, 15:40 #4
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    Most excellent!

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
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    no wonder they are rare
    I cannot put my finger on it now, the child has grown the dream has gone

    there'll be no more aaarrrrrggghhhhh but you may feel a little sick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    im not getting shagged this weekend, well not so far lol
    Can't for the life of me think why.....
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  8. 4th October 2009, 08:28 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by one fast tl1ooo View Post
    No, but I sure am by a crazyhorse.
    And you love every bit of it too, aye hunny
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    Quote Originally Posted by one fast tl1ooo View Post
    No, but I sure am by a crazyhorse.
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    And you love every bit of it too, aye hunny
    Isn't sex with a horse bestiality....and illegal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    Isn't sex with a horse bestiality....and illegal?
    only if some-one sees you....but not when one is fast
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    I watched a doco about kakapo and it showed one dragging a dead seagull back to it's lair and shagging it rotten! That wasn't what I meant to say but it still makes sense!
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  12. 4th October 2009, 23:20 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    That wasn't what I meant to say but it still makes sense!
    To who??? The Kakapo.

    Is that before it gets stiff or after it's gone off

    Laava hun, you is a bit of a sick puppy
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    By the look on Polly's face, he was quite happy about it!
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