Sexual postions?

**Trudes** · 3rd October 2009, 15:00

Originally Posted by Number One

The wise woman has spoken

The old crones even laugh like me!!

**Usarka** · 3rd October 2009, 15:04

Here's a book to help you s/winder.....

**Number One** · 3rd October 2009, 15:19

Originally Posted by Trudes

The old crones even laugh like me!!

OMG! That is spooky

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 3rd October 2009, 15:29

Originally Posted by Trudes

Fuck! Just fuck, for fucks sake.

yup just do it...

**Foxzee** · 3rd October 2009, 16:07

Originally Posted by Sketchy_Racer

Come around to my place tonight Sidewinder and I will show you everything you'll ever need to know.

Just don't plan on walking tomorrow

LOL....that's done it Sketchy..he's hiding from his own thread now........he must have remembered your convo with him a couple of weekends ago....lol....what was it...oh yeah the burning mint warming gel......

**Skyryder** · 3rd October 2009, 16:23

Originally Posted by Trudes

Fuck! Just fuck, for fucks sake.

Yep that's what I've found to be the best. It's a bit like 'riding,' if ya got to think about ya doing it wrong.

Skyryder

**Trudes** · 3rd October 2009, 16:54

Originally Posted by Foxzee

the burning mint warming gel......

Warming gel my arse!! That stuff's lethal!!

**jrandom** · 3rd October 2009, 16:55

Originally Posted by Trudes

Warming gel my arse!! That stuff's lethal!!

Did I ever tell you my story about the angry ex, the bottle of Astroglide, and the chilli sauce?

**Number One** · 3rd October 2009, 16:57

Originally Posted by jrandom

Did I ever tell you my story about the angry ex, the bottle of Astroglide, and the chilli sauce?

the mind boggles..go on then

**Trudes** · 3rd October 2009, 16:57

Originally Posted by jrandom

Did I ever tell you my story about the angry ex, the bottle of Astroglide, and the chilli sauce?

No, but you have to now!!!

**jrandom** · 3rd October 2009, 17:03

Originally Posted by Trudes

No, but you have to now!!!

My sentence above should be self-explanatory.

She laced it and left it.

Unfortunately for the story, here, I never actually used that bottle of lube. She told me about the chilli sauce several months later, once we'd stopped hating each other quite so much.

Pity, though. The memory of... a certain someone... with chilli sauce in her vagina would have been one to treasure.

C'est la vie.