We fight a bit, but have never actually broken up. What a slut. I'm going to put Kaitaia Fire in his Vaseline.Originally Posted by nodrog
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We fight a bit, but have never actually broken up. What a slut. I'm going to put Kaitaia Fire in his Vaseline.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Double shot!!
Yes you can. Tell her "uh huh, inna minnit." Get her riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite on the edge and make her wait. For ages. Then do all the yummy stuff..
fun yes, useful, no. porn is all acting. it's not real and it doesnt work. Best to develop your own skill. The only porn that is good is the really specialist stuff, and you either know what I mean or you don't.
Max you bonkmeister, yeah thats good innit. Also, listen closely to her breathing. She will hold her breath right at the critical moment - freeze your right hand until she starts breathing again. LOL. Rinse and repeat. Keep free hand moving every 3-5 seconds in a random pattern, then tell some rude rude rude stories.
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
<<----- My dream bike.
Sex is a race....there's no prize for second place! Giggitty giggittyIf you're not fast, you're last... and who wants to come last?
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Highway Biker
Whatever is needed to make sure I get seconds.
Forum whore
no we talk proper england
Forum whore
You mean there's more than one position?
Damn!
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
Hardcore Biker
nothing beats dogy its like entering a hole new hole feels so different. i love it
my 250 doesn't satisfy me anymore, shes just not doing it
Slapper?
Typical young cunt fucks a dog and falls in love.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Hardcore Biker
talk about bad advice for riding motorbikes, god now we have it all. LOLOLOLOLOL
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
how do you expect to get it if you cant spell it ?
Hardcore Biker
Best position?
68
She goes down and I owe her one...
MFSC rises again
bro im still walking! maybe one day you will touch the sides lolCome around to my place tonight Sidewinder and I will show you everything you'll ever need to know.
Just don't plan on walking tomorrow
MFSC lives on!
Hardcore Biker
Spelling mistake: walking should've been replaced with wanking.
MFSC rises again
nah wwe talking about up the shitter thoSpelling mistake: walking should've been replaced with wanking.
MFSC lives on!
Hardcore Biker
my bad
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