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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    bro im still walking! maybe one day you will touch the sides lol
    Sorry bro, I didn't realise you wanted my organ to be played in a cathedral... Maybe next time i'll get a little fist action happening...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sketchy_Racer View Post
    Sorry bro, I didn't realise you wanted my organ to be played in a cathedral... Maybe next time i'll get a little fist action happening...
    bro you could use two hands and still clap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    LOL....that's done it Sketchy..he's hiding from his own thread now........he must have remembered your convo with him a couple of weekends ago....lol....what was it...oh yeah the burning mint warming gel......

    no never i just have more to do than kb, but only every now and then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    how many do you normaly use in one sitting??
    Sitting, eh? Must add that to the list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    nah wwe talking about up the shitter tho
    Do any women actually like it up the arse or is it just a bloke's subjugation thing?

    Maybe we should have a poll (a hole poll) for the laydeeez...

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    Outward goods only!!!!!

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    I dunno what it's called, but the one where you lean over and grab her tits just as the bus opens the doors and you hop out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sitting, eh? Must add that to the list.

    It's not a guy thing


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Outward goods only!!!!!
    A muckhole OR a fuckhole...which would you rather play in?

    Such a delicate question is it not I recall one of 'the guys' posing this question at a party I happened to be at (not THAT kind of party)...

    I recall he didn't get ANY action that night

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    I find the worst position is one of no escape.Thats when you find yourself in a room with one door and your wifes guarding it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Molly View Post
    Do any women actually like it up the arse or is it just a bloke's subjugation thing?
    Basically, it's something that you spend some years learning how to even do once. When you can eventually do it well, its great for her and fairly average for him.

    If you want to start with it (and not have her never wanting to do that again), then forget penetration for a long time yet and just play with a little gentle prod and find out what works and what doesn't. Even when you get to penetration, it sometimes goes well and sometimes doesn't - be very patient and go slow and if she says no that means "try again some months later". It's not an exact science, unless she is really really hot then its a lot easier. Put simply, if she is not on the edge ready to go (and been there for a full five minutes) then she won't like it, and thats the last time she will let you do that. If she is ready to go, and you do it right, then you should be greeted with four massive explosions and a 20 minute petite mort. Success!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Basically, it's something that you spend some years learning how to even do once. When you can eventually do it well, its great for her and fairly average for him.

    If you want to start with it (and not have her never wanting to do that again), then forget penetration for a long time yet and just play with a little gentle prod and find out what works and what doesn't. Even when you get to penetration, it sometimes goes well and sometimes doesn't - be very patient and go slow and if she says no that means "try again some months later". It's not an exact science, unless she is really really hot then its a lot easier. Put simply, if she is not on the edge ready to go (and been there for a full five minutes) then she won't like it, and thats the last time she will let you do that. If she is ready to go, and you do it right, then you should be greeted with four massive explosions and a 20 minute petite mort. Success!

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    The Charizard

    While doing a hairy girl, light her pubes on fire. Then, put some of the fire out with your cum. Then wave your arms wildly yelling "You can't train me! You don't have enough badges!"
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    omg grow some chest hair or shave that fluff off dude

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