Sexual postions?

[Sidewinder]

Why u so lippy then.....

cuz im still warm, just cooling down tho

[Dean]

Craigs at his mate Johns girlfreinds house



But is it ok for her to give Craig a woody?


Only if she gives John a woody too

Crack a woody

[jonbuoy]

Basically, it's something that you spend some years learning how to even do once. When you can eventually do it well, its great for her and fairly average for him.

If you want to start with it (and not have her never wanting to do that again), then forget penetration for a long time yet and just play with a little gentle prod and find out what works and what doesn't. Even when you get to penetration, it sometimes goes well and sometimes doesn't - be very patient and go slow and if she says no that means "try again some months later". It's not an exact science, unless she is really really hot then its a lot easier. Put simply, if she is not on the edge ready to go (and been there for a full five minutes) then she won't like it, and thats the last time she will let you do that. If she is ready to go, and you do it right, then you should be greeted with four massive explosions and a 20 minute petite mort. Success!

Steve

DB Anal sex guide - Disturbing

[EJK]

Oh here's an expert question (I've been wondering for a very long time).
Women's way to orgasm takes ages however men's can be quite short. So what and how do men must do to match the performance? (i.e. Finish at the same time)

[Trudes]

Think of something else while you're doing it EJK.... like you're screwing your step-mum or someone you think is grotty does the trick.

[EJK]

Think of something else while you're doing it EJK.... like you're screwing your step-mum or someone you think is grotty does the trick.

I won't even get a hard on!

[racefactory]

There's one i like to call the 'tuna surpise'. It's when a pervert or deviant like myself abuses a large-mouthed fish for sexual gratification, filling it with a substance resembling mornay sauce. An act of grievous fish-abuse for sure.

If you feel the need to spice things up a little and take matters outside, you can freak out at the back of the supermarket, pants around the ankles giving that mackerel a tuna surprise!

However when i'm home with the girl friend I find there's nothing quite as invigorating as tuna stink valley. Mmm that is some of the good stuff.

[racefactory]

Almost forgot!

I must add that there is another version under the same title that I was not referring to here but that others may be more familiar with. This is when engaging in sexual activity, just before the male ejaculates he yells ''tuna surprise'', at which point a friend jumps out the wardrobe and slaps the female in the face with a fish. I've known a mate who broke up with his girlfriend after she got done with this version of the ''tuna surprise''.

[CookMySock]

@EJK yeah think of something unrelated, or else repeatedly peaking it up and down tends to take the edge off of it.

Steve

[Foxzee]

Oh here's an expert question (I've been wondering for a very long time).
Women's way to orgasm takes ages however men's can be quite short. So what and how do men must do to match the performance? (i.e. Finish at the same time)

Have it more than once or twice in the same night.......that works to...........

[Sidewinder]

Oh here's an expert question (I've been wondering for a very long time).
Women's way to orgasm takes ages however men's can be quite short. So what and how do men must do to match the performance? (i.e. Finish at the same time)

it takes the woman loger??? um i havnt got that prob atm. but hey ya might have to ring up that place off the radio ad if ya got a problem

[Foxzee]

it takes the woman loger??? um i havnt got that prob atm. but hey ya might have to ring up that place off the radio ad if ya got a problem

Yeah PM you for the number aye....must be on a speed dial surely

[Sidewinder]

Yeah PM you for the number aye....must be on a speed dial surely

haha speed is not the key lol.
ya just put it in ice till its gone nun and then ya dont feel anything

[Foxzee]

haha speed is not the key lol.
ya just put it in ice till its gone nun and then ya dont feel anything

Speed is not the key...hang on this you we talking about.....you mean to say you found something that slows ya down....