Beginning again (Genie)

[Ixion]

.. one would think one had a carrot poked up one's rectum.

Uh, it appears that you have missing out on being educated as to one of the vital aspects of chicks' motorcycling. It doesn't have to be a carrot of course , and other orifaces are permitted, even preferred, except by Honda riders.

[jrandom]

Take no notice of the "arrogant womanising bastard"

Yup, the pit board hotshot's got it sussed.

[kevfromcoro]

A dirt / trail bike, off the road to start with if you can.

Welcome to the site

iam with KF,, a dirt bike is good to lurn on.... when you are off road, ya sort of steer them rather than lean them over/
will give you skills for latter riding

wellcome to KB

[Genie]

thank you....he does say he is one....ya gotta love a man that can 'own' his shite

[Genie]

iam with KF,, a dirt bike is good to lurn on.... when you are off road, ya sort of steer them rather than lean them over/
will give you skills for latter riding

wellcome to KB

i did alot of trail riding as youngster...firebreaks were my friend for many years. right up until children took over. been about 12 years since i last braved the wild.

[Genie]

Uh, it appears that you have missing out on being educated as to one of the vital aspects of chicks' motorcycling. It doesn't have to be a carrot of course , and other orifaces are permitted, even preferred, except by Honda riders.

I, good sir, have had no education whatsoever. lol

and why - except honda riders? what do they do?

[Ixion]

Seduce carrots, I presume, What would I , a sweet gentle innocent old man, know of such things

[Genie]

Seduce carrots, I presume, What would I , a sweet gentle innocent old man, know of such things

innocence personified!!!!! I presume

[Ixion]

Of course. Univesally acknowledged. Other wise it would not say so beside my avatar , would it?

As you say

he does say he is one....ya gotta love a man that can 'own' his shite

[Genie]

Of course. Univesally acknowledged. Other wise it would not say so beside my avatar , would it?

As you say

it does say so...so it must be true. please accept my sorry.

[Ixion]

Of course it must.

Avatar descriptions are universally unknowledged to be true. It's all to do with quantum.

Yours says 'L-plate rider' . Which you are.
Jrandom's (Ms Fish as was - you would be amazed at the history of the gentleperson) says 'arrogant womanising bastard'. Which is true. Now

See. The system knows these things.

So, likewise, mine MUST be true. You (should we ever meet) can (like all chicks) confide and trust entirely in the correctness of that descrption.

[jrandom]

Jrandom's (Ms Fish as was - you would be amazed at the history of the gentleperson)

I remember, about 2001, when one of the main posters on uk.rec.motorcycles had a sex change operation. For real. MTF.

It was... hmm. Fascinating, to say the least.

[Genie]

oh you really are so amusing and entertaining. gone right off the subject of what little miss shall purchase. best i get my ass down the bike shop and try out some more 'seats'.

[Ixion]

Ixion and jrandom is never a good combination. I try to keep him on the straight and narrow

[Genie]

I remember, about 2001, when one of the main posters on uk.rec.motorcycles had a sex change operation. For real. MTF.

It was... hmm. Fascinating, to say the least.

did you watch it?