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    Hmmm

    I guess it's not a good sign when you ring up the local curry place, start with Can I get a Mango Chicken, a Lamb Biryani ... and the guy on the other end of the phone finishes your order for you
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    I walk into mine and they say palek mushroom no rice ...
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    did he say ... and a six pack of poo paper?
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    Hey when you find something fantastic, trying other things often only leads to utter disapointment.

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    Bollywood in Wanganui, get the banquet, Its a shit load of different dishes and better then any Indian I have eaten anywhere else.

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    flaming poo hole syndrome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kb_SF1 View Post
    flaming poo hole syndrome?
    If it burns going in... you're guaranteed of one thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental Trousers View Post
    I guess it's not a good sign when you ring up the local curry place, start with Can I get a Mango Chicken, a Lamb Biryani ... and the guy on the other end of the phone finishes your order for you
    Heh, the other day I called my local, ordered a vege biriyani, and she said "that will be 15 dollars, is that Sarah?".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    If it burns going in... you're guaranteed of one thing...
    Best put the loo paper in the freezer - quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental Trousers View Post
    I guess it's not a good sign when you ring up the local curry place, start with Can I get a Mango Chicken, a Lamb Biryani ... and the guy on the other end of the phone finishes your order for you
    Mindreading Punjabs scares the shit outta me! No wonder they are better at fixing puters over the phone than the rest of us!

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    Our local dropped our weekly spoiling off one day and as I answered the door he said "Same old routine eh?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Hey when you find something fantastic, trying other things often only leads to utter disapointment.
    You can't be serious!

    Oh sorry, was your comment restricted to food?

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    A good curry is a lot like sex actually. They both end with a messy bang.

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    Like when you walk into a country pub and they have your bourbon ready with the lid off???? ............... nah, guess its not a good sign

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