Appeal...

**SARGE** · 30th September 2009, 16:38

well... now that the recession is officially over and you cunts obviously have too much money..i think we need a PROPER cause to support.. something that MEANS something ..

i suggest anyone who isnt donating to the recent YOUNG DEATH fund , and anyone who popped up to the FREE CRAVER fund, but has changed their minds support the BUY SARGE A 30 YEAR OLD BOTTLE OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH fund

im just a helpless upper middle class biker and because of a recent bike crash, i am having to drink cheap shit 12 year old piss water until payday

please help

**Pussy** · 30th September 2009, 16:39

That's a truly touching story, Sarge......

**NDORFN** · 30th September 2009, 16:40

Originally Posted by SARGE

well... now that the recession is officially over and you cunts obviously have too much money..i think we need a PROPER cause to support.. something that MEANS something ..

i suggest anyone who isnt donating to the recent YOUNG DEATH fund , and anyone who popped up to the FREE CRAVER fund, but has changed their minds support the BUY SARGE A 30 YEAR OLD BOTTLE OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH fund

im just a helpless upper middle class biker and because of a recent bike crash, i am having to drink cheap shit 12 year old piss water until payday

please help

Plenty of dirty old men out there who'd pay you to suck dick. Use the 12 yo piss water to wash the taste out. Two birds, one stone.

**Dave Lobster** · 30th September 2009, 16:41

Just post your bank details up, and we'll deposit the money in your account.

**SARGE** · 30th September 2009, 16:41

Originally Posted by Pussy

That's a truly touching story, Sarge......

yea .. and just think .. only last week i was drinking Glenmora 22 year old .. now im stuck with 12 year old Dimple

**Big Dave** · 30th September 2009, 16:42

We don't do that here on Kiwi Bleater.

We just log on and complain about ACC levies, other riders and our reputation.

**SARGE** · 30th September 2009, 16:43

Originally Posted by NDORFN

Plenty of dirty old men out there who'd pay you to suck dick. Use the 12 yo piss water to wash the taste out. Two birds, one stone.

awesome!!! .. when can ya start?.. i'll go up and wash my cock and you can practice on me first ..

or are you ready to hit the ground running?

Originally Posted by Big Dave

We don't do that here on Kiwi Bleater.

We just log on and complain about ACC levies, other riders and our reputation.

fuck .. what was i thinking ??.. ok ... try this ..

" due to a recent bike crash and fucking ACC levies and not being waved at ... "

**Mom** · 30th September 2009, 16:46

Count me in! Never seen a more worthy cause on here

You are a bastard though Sarge, I was just in the process of posting a similar thread, though mine is to help fund the next stage of the blue lovelies transformation

Mine is at least "bike realted" though, if someone wants to buy me wine I wont protest too much

**slofox** · 30th September 2009, 16:49

I dunno about donating to your cause Sarge, but when ya get the money together, I could SELL you such a malt...I'll even courier it to you - for a fee of course...

**NDORFN** · 30th September 2009, 16:50

Originally Posted by SARGE

awesome!!! .. when can ya start?.. i'll go up and wash my cock and you can practice on me first ..

or are you ready to hit the ground running?

"

I think you should lay off the whiskey all together man.

**SARGE** · 30th September 2009, 16:51

Originally Posted by slofox

I dunno about donating to your cause Sarge, but when ya get the money together, I could SELL you such a malt...I'll even courier it to you - for a fee of course...

at least half my age ?

a man has to have principals after all...

Originally Posted by Mom

Count me in! Never seen a more worthy cause on here

You are a bastard though Sarge, I was just in the process of posting a similar thread, though mine is to help fund the next stage of the blue lovelies transformation

Mine is at least "bike realted" though, if someone wants to buy me wine I wont protest too much

ok ... anyone NOT donating to help the Young Death fund OR the Fix Mom's Bike fund and who still think Craver is a Twat ...

Originally Posted by NDORFN

I think you should lay off the whiskey all together man.

blasphemer...