Question!

**James Deuce** · 14th April 2005, 10:05

How can you tell an Aucklander in a power crisis?

Answer!

You can't tell an Aucklander anything. That's why they had a power crisis.

**ManDownUnder** · 14th April 2005, 10:09

Ba doom tssh!

Yeah well we don't have the advantage of the beehive... y'know... all that free wind power.

Imagine how could it could be down there without that endless source of hot air!

**pyrocam** · 14th April 2005, 10:27

Bah dom dom Tissssh

nah I dont have anything to counter that. just agreeing with Jim2

**Pwalo** · 14th April 2005, 10:31

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Ba doom tssh!

Yeah well we don't have the advantage of the beehive... y'know... all that free wind power.

Imagine how could it could be down there without that endless source of hot air!

We only have it down here as a service to the rest of the country. Besides we'd have no winds otherwise.

**ManDownUnder** · 14th April 2005, 10:38

Originally Posted by Pwalo

We only have it (the beehive) down here as a service to the rest of the country....

...for which I am eternally grateful!

**Hitcher** · 14th April 2005, 12:47

Question:

How many straight Aucklanders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:

Both of them...

**bugjuice** · 14th April 2005, 12:49

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Question:

How many straight Aucklanders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:

Both of them...

oooooooooo... keep the gloves up hitch..
funny tho

**Indiana_Jones** · 14th April 2005, 12:56

A guy walking down the street sees Hitler and Schindler outside a cafe' having lunch.
He's stunned by what he sees and walks over to them and starts talking to them. After a while he asks Hitler "If you had to do it all over again, what would you change?"
To this Hitler replies "I'd kill six million Jews and three hedgehogs"
"Why three hedgehogs?" asks the man.
Hitler then turns to Schindler and says "See, I told you; No one gives a f*ck about six million Jews"

-Indy

**Maximus** · 14th April 2005, 12:59

I've just moved put of Auckland . . . . .

Wish I had something funny to say, but im just relieved to be gone . . . .

**riffer** · 14th April 2005, 20:32

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

A guy walking down the street sees Hitler and Schindler outside a cafe' having lunch.
He's stunned by what he sees and walks over to them and starts talking to them. After a while he asks Hitler "If you had to do it all over again, what would you change?"
To this Hitler replies "I'd kill six million Jews and three hedgehogs"
"Why three hedgehogs?" asks the man.
Hitler then turns to Schindler and says "See, I told you; No one gives a f*ck about six million Jews"

-Indy

Hmmm - obviously a Tamihere fan.