'The Backwards Boxers Blues'. A song about a wardrobe malfunction.

[Oakie]

Inspired by an actual event. This morning....

Sing to the standard 'blues' type cadence or tune or whatever you call it.

The Backwards Boxers Blues

Well I dressed myself this morning, got my boxers back to front.
My farts can flow quite free but trying to pee is quite a stunt
Yeah I wish I’d turned the light on, just to check my state of dress
Coz I fear if I’m not careful, well I’m gonna make a mess!

Yeah I got the blues baby….
I got the backwards boxers blues….
I got the blues baby….
Got them backwards boxers blues.
I got the blues baby….
Got them backwards boxers blues.
I got the blues baby….
Got the backwards boxers blues.

There’s no breeze around my gonads, and man that makes me glum
The buttons should be front side, but one’s gone up my bum
It’s a bad ole mess I’m in yeah, and I gotta fix it quick
Gotta do it right away yeah, coz I just can’t reach my dick!

Yeah I got the blues baby….
I got the backwards boxers blues….
I got the blues baby….
Got them backwards boxers blues.
I got the blues baby….
Got them backwards boxers blues.
I got the blues baby….
Got the backwards boxers blues

Well I tell you it’s a heartache, to have your boxers wrong way ‘round
And if I could, my Lord, I’d change ‘em, but no changing room I’ve found
So I’m walking kind of careful, ‘coz if I don’t - I’m gonna scream
Coz the seam’s in the wrong place now, and it chaffs my perineum!

Yeah I got the blues baby….
I got the backwards boxers blues….
I got the blues baby….
Got them backwards boxers blues.
I got the blues baby….
Got them backwards boxers blues.
I got the blues baby….
Got the backwards boxers blues

Hey listen well you fellas, don’t you do what I have done
Wearing boxers in reverse, well it ain’t no kind of fun.
So when dressing in the morning, to avoid my silly stunt
Just keep the label at the back and the dickey door in front!

Yeah I got the blues baby….
I got the backwards boxers blues….
I got the blues baby….
Got them backwards boxers blues.
I got the blues baby….
Got them backwards boxers blues.
I got the blues baby….
Got the backwards boxers blues

[MsKABC]

You think that's bad? Try putting a g-string on back-to-front!!

[Laava]

Isn't that called a T bar?

[Skyryder]

You think that's bad? Try putting a g-string on back-to-front!!

Inside out I think would be difficult too.


Skyryder