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    Ice. A turn on?

    Someone just said to me that Ice was the best sexual turn on...great in foreplay apparently

    How does that work????

    Turned on by being cold.....

    Oh I guess this is when you tell me Candle wax bets the ice or melts it.....

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    I think the ice is for whisky and this a method used when you have been married a long time.I could be wrong.
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    I would not call it the best sexual turn on, frankly it is cold and not that pleasant.

    However, a bit of chilly stuff in the right spot at certain times may or may not provide a tiny bit of pleasure
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    I think the ice is for whisky and this a method used when you have been married a long time.I could be wrong.
    Mossy love ya thinking......Burp...lol

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    Have to say chaps, it ain't half bad if ya' stick an ice cube in her gob before she does her work.

    However if you are going down tuna valley I can't see it being too shit hot a move for her personally. I'm not a girl but god all mighty who would want frozen meat up their snatch?

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    Didn't this used to be a bike forum? Seems there are more sex related threads recently than bike ones??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I would not call it the best sexual turn on, frankly it is cold and not that pleasant.

    However, a bit of chilly stuff in the right spot at certain times may or may not provide a tiny bit of pleasure
    oh yea mom and in what kinda places are we talking about here??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Mossy love ya thinking......Burp...lol
    you want to find out about ice and sex?... just go outside (naked of cause ) and lie down.. it's friggin cold enough to find out if you like or not... just don't forget to tell me so i can LOCK the door then phone the cops and tell them i think there's a prowler.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by trademe900 View Post
    have to say chaps, it ain't half bad if ya' stick an ice cube in her gob before she does her work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajturbo View Post
    you want to find out about ice and sex?... just go outside (naked of cause ) and lie down.. it's friggin cold enough to find out if you like or not... just don't forget to tell me so i can LOCK the door then phone the cops and tell them i think there's a prowler.....
    ill be the only prowler out side your window

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    Quote Originally Posted by rosie631 View Post
    Didn't this used to be a bike forum? Seems there are more sex related threads recently than bike ones??
    Too cold to ride.....lol...that's the problem..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by rosie631 View Post
    Didn't this used to be a bike forum? Seems there are more sex related threads recently than bike ones??
    Ain't nothing wrong with that how I see it, you ride both... one nags less.

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    You've got to use it right. Very stimulating...

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    I like ice,especially outside,can make great designs when you piss on it,but don't eat yellow ice or snow.
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