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  1. 7th October 2009, 09:31 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    I think the ice is for whisky and this a method used when you have been married a long time.I could be wrong.
    Ice being put in Whisky is grounds for divorce isn't it? Oh, I see what you mean about when you've been married a long time....
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    Are you sure they dont mean ice as in P?
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    2 words.

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    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    An excerpt from from one of Shakespeare's lesser known sonnets entitled ...

    "my wife's a cold bitch, I'm fooking off to London verily"

    Forsooth the bitch has froze me out

    My love life is no more

    I showed her my John Thomas and she showded me the door

    I tried a sexy massage and a romantic tune that lingers

    but when I introduced an ice cube

    all I got was frozen fingers

    She proclaimed that she was ill cause I'd made her cold and wet

    So I showed her I still loved her by summoning the Vet.

    One of his better works I feel
    Oh bugger
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    Ice isn't horny. A root with someone new with a toke and some dogporn videos. Now that's horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Try ... Quick Links, scroll down to FAQ ... enter ...sexual turn-ons... Question answered !!!
    Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Ice being put in Whisky is grounds for divorce isn't it? Oh, I see what you mean about when you've been married a long time....
    Your forgetting that we are talking forplay and straight whisky at room temp equals mr floppy cause you drink it faster.
    Like sex in marriage moderation is best.I can outrun my wife so I hold the key to the level of moderation.A leg injury and Im stuffed.Must stay fit and alert and never let wife get between myself and doorway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Ice isn't horny. A root with someone new with a toke and some dogporn videos. Now that's horny.
    Dogporn? WTF...do you mean dogs having a fuck or humans fucking dogs?

    Doesn't sound very 'horny' to me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    seems we're all having oral sex - talking too much and fucking too little.
    Speak for yourself young man

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    Dogporn? WTF...do you mean dogs having a fuck or humans fucking dogs?

    Doesn't sound very 'horny' to me....
    Or dogs fucking humans even

    Hope it was a typo
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    To those complaining about the cold, you don't need to be in an igloo ffs, turn the heater up first perhaps??
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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
    the women puts ice cubes in her mouth sucks the penis until they all melt
    A curiously strong mint has a similar stimulating effect

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    Quote Originally Posted by munster View Post
    A curiously strong mint has a similar stimulating effect
    And denture paste does not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Why did i just get a chill go down my spine ???
    Coz we have all heard your "Wet Dreams"....hahahaha....LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Coz we have all heard your "Wet Dreams"....hahahaha....LOL
    he does more than dream

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