Steal someone elses "get through" pack.
-Indy
Steal someone elses "get through" pack.
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
I have a stash of aerosols, all colours, we could create anarchy by painting different directions on all road signs in our regions.
By adding 'H' to every sighn will distracht our opressorhrs.
"Hey Chief, fere da whuck is Whellington?"
"Erm, juss sarf of Fy-noo-ee-oh-mah-tah, bro"
Don't u mean Why-noo-ee-oh-mar-tah?"
"Yup, forgot to adds da haytch bro"
Meanwhile, back at HQ, the button has been pressed and missiles are airborne......
H
OMG......
I have emergency packs with 5 day food, wet weather gear, space blankets change of warm clothes, snares cooker etc for speedy snatch and grab get out of there. Also have 3 months food supply stored if can stay in house.
On tank so water supply not an issue (also have creek)
Just need to get my guns...
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A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
I have an "end of world" cigar stashed at work, in the car, and at home.
Gun - ammo, to protect my stash of food and stuff. Anything else needed will be taken by force with said gun and ammo.
I did have a can of something but I ate that and I did have a torch but the battery's poked after playing too many under quilt gynaecological examinations.
On paper at least it would appear I'm fooked.... however, the little git across the way has been praying for disaster day to hit NZ since he was born and is therefore excellently prepared for any disaster that may befall him, except maybe the martybabe funbus ramraid kind of disaster, which will occur as soon as I get hungry after the first disaster, call it an aftershock if you will.![]()
Oh bugger
I live at (I am told) 94ft above sea level, with 595ft of Mt Wainui in the way of the tidal rush
Ill just stay home and load the shotgun-
See you all in Valhalla
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Just ride.
We have masses of camping and outdoor gear, caravan, 4wd, food in freezer.. big solar panel, batteries.. We'd hardly even blink.. The only problem would be no Internet.That would be a real bitch.
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Hamilton, its where I live so sorted .......had a twister once in the 40's tho
Ive run out of fucks to give
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