I'm guessing someone will try this

[JDK]

I was walking down the sidewalk today, and a young mom said to her child, "If you're good, I'll buy you a chocolate bar."

I said to her, "I wish I was your son."

She laughed and said, "Why, do you want a chocolate bar?"

I said, "No, I want to suck on your t!ts."

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

I was walking down the sidewalk today, and a young mom said to her child, "If you're good, I'll buy you a chocolate bar."

I said to her, "I wish I was your son."

She laughed and said, "Why, do you want a chocolate bar?"

I said, "No, I want to suck on your t!ts."

any after I fucked her, and I sucked her tits, I still did get the chocolate bar...

[R6_kid:Me]

any after I fucked her, and I sucked her tits, I still did get the chocolate bar...

then you woke up and you'd had a wet dream, slobbered all over your pillow AND shit your pants!