.......murray, curry....anyone?
Yep, meeself, Mrs and Mini Max slipped into town today to check out the goings on at the Diwali Festival at the Viaduct.
Fuck me gently, the place was curry heaven, knee deep in the suff, cheap as fuck and bloody good grub too, a fat beer monster's delight.
Also managed a quick perv at the Miss India New Zealand contestants strutting their stuff up on stage, all of them wanting to "do....like...communiity work and stuff after college hee hee...". Out of a total possible score of 10, I would have given one to all of them personally.
We did spot the attached sign advertising a certain dish at one of the stalls, so if you fancy a good barf, just call in...
It's on again tomorrow so if you want your arse to resemble a cross between the back end of the batmobile and the Japanse flag, give it a go. I personally reccommend the Chilli Bites, $5 for 4 of the bastards, whole jalepenos rolled in dough, deep fried and served with onions. Hotter than pole dancing Russian twins I can tell you....
Put it like this, any poofs out there will certainly know what their arsehole is really for after they have had a sample of the food on offer, know what I mean.
Right, I'm off to the bog for a splat, I have some cooling cream available....dab gently now....
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