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  1. 15th April 2005, 10:49 #1
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    doctor doctor...

    Patient: doctor! doctor!... i feel like no one's listening to me...
    Doctor: shut the fuck up!!!

    oops sorry about that, but hey i just made it up.
    don't like it? try better it
    ..it's another red light nightmare..
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    why do women have breasts?..
    so men will talk to them
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    Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I've got this terrible problem with wind. All the time, wind, wind, wind. No noise. No smell. Just wind."

    Doctor: "Hmmm. Take one of these pills daily and come back and see me in a week."

    One week passes...

    Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I've got this terrible problem with wind. All the time, wind, wind, wind. Still no noise. But the smell is terrible!"

    Doctor: "Excellent! We've cured your sense of smell. Now we'll start on your hearing."
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Arrow Sick joke.

    Man goes to the doctor.

    Doctor asks, "what seams to be the problem?"

    Man replies "Doctor! Every time I eat corn, I shit corn!".

    Doctor says, "yes".

    Man says, "Doctor, every time I eat carrots, I shit carrots!"

    Doctor replies, "yes".

    Man says now in a panic, "But doctor! Every time I each peas! I shit peas! What am I supposed to do?!?"

    The doctor looks at the man and replies, "Well I suggest you eat shit".

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